HoundOfHell

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HoundOfHell

Now I'm entirely convinced nobody likes me or my oc.

“Man, I wish I was Exetior just so I could fuck Jina daily. She's so fine, what the fuck.”

“Microsoft Office? More like Macrohard Onfire.”

🎨94L1

“When things go awry...

Glock 'em.”

“By the Outsider's hairy ass!”

“Uuuuh, I'm so bored.”

𝘚𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘪𝘱𝘴 𝘰𝘣𝘯𝘰𝘹𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘰𝘶𝘥.

“LOSERS!”

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦, 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺.

“The night is very stunning today alright.”

𝘈𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘵, 𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦.

“What's your name, darling?”

“Look at that, a witch that's beautiful and a kitty.”

𝘚𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘱𝘪𝘥𝘭𝘺.

“ArE YoU a LoVeLeSs ChiLd”

“A wise man once said he would never break his balls for anybody in his life. You may see me at my worst, doing one of the most embarassing things but you'll never see me surrendering to nobody neither sucking up my enemies. I'm not the toughest motherfucker around but I'm no little bitch.”

“My signals might be mixed but they're not incredibly mixed and if they are, it's not.”

“Ughhh, now I'm in a bad mood. Time to do something else.”

you're impossible. I won't respect you and if your fruity lover dislikes that, tell him to eat shit and die.

Cocksuckers...”

“Funny how some women think men are supposed to earn their heart by giving them attention. I lost count of how many times I did that and I ended up spending most of my Valentine's Days with a hooker.

Then there's a dog bitch who thinks I act like her bitch ass for not spoiling her. You're not hard,

𝘚𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘺.

“Man, I'm so unhappy.”

“I'd choose stalker because being a stalker means I can be both.

Hopefully someone get it.”

𝘎𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱, 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵, 𝘺𝘢𝘸𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘤𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧𝘧. 𝘏𝘦 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘩𝘦'𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘭𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘺𝘦𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘵.

𝘚𝘰𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘵𝘵𝘢 𝘬𝘦𝘦𝘱 𝘶𝘱 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘴.

“I'm sorry you went through all of that. Would you like me to give you a reassuring hug or something for the pain?”

𝘏𝘦 𝘢𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘥.

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦'𝘥 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘨𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘪𝘤 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘬𝘦𝘱𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘣𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦.

“..Oh. You got into a fight?”

𝘏𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘱𝘱𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘭𝘺 𝘧𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘪𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘺 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺,

“How's it going? You don't look so good... My side still hurts a little but it ain't nothing serious. At least it was worth it.”

𝘊𝘩𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘦.

“Hello, pretty.”

“I'll donate my semen to the haters so that you'll finally get a piece of me.”

“DO I NEED TO JERK OFF IN PUBLIC TO BE NOTICED???”

𝘚𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴 𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘰𝘮𝘭𝘺.

“I'm not dead, motherfucker.”