one day ill be six feet underground in the dirt when they’ll discover the music and art i made and say “what the hells all this crap!”

we’re so cucked by the food scientists dude

im not kidding about this

you’re familiar with tide pods? well now we have tide pads

Im serious!!!!!!

remember tide pods now theres tide pads! my mind is reeling at the thought

food technology is so crazy

they have freeze dried candy in stores now because people on the social media app started freeze drying candy. what the hell man

if you had told me during my college days that id someday
have a career where I search for stock photos of "man with ipad and woman" id probably have said "whats an ipad"

i received some junk mail inviting me to a special dinner for homeowners where id be served “seasonal beef”

now i cant stop singing “seasonal beef”

when im no longer living i will be worm food in a hole filled with dirt. my eyes will be full of worms and my tongue will be pecked out by a different kind of flesh eating worm.

my nephew will retain possession of all my belongings. this is a binding legal contract

i sent my girlfriend a flyer for a 4/20 local wrestling show
at cheba hut. so far she has not responded

this could be the last straw for our relationship

screaming at myself in the mirror to “lock the fuck in” before playing one more round of fall guys then going to bed at 9pm

imagine trying to explain to your girlfriend how you want to download the duolingo app in order to learn jamaican patois

this is but a glimpse of what i deal with on a daily basis

now thats interesting

dont be so hard on yourself i think you could make up the name testicles mcgulag

the existence of uncle o’grimacy implies that grimace himself is a nephew

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please boost this post so it gets picked up by the algorithms.

no

kids today dont eat their bronkaley and lime of beans

they’d rather eat a tide pode

i get very annoyed when the youtube algorithm recommends
a video I watched from 10 years ago.

Yes, ive seen that one thanks. Id like to see a new video please.

grimace is nephew coded

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Sat on the Great Wall …

head art

my boomer crank opinion is "let kids be kids," which is to say the education system, generally and broadly speaking, discourages authentic creativity and would rather kids fit into metrics etc.,

but also we're all dopamine addicted. everything in moderation!

I think its true that sensory toys may allow kids to disassociate into sensory stimulation. my theory, also based on no research, is that "brainrot" is a response to societies emphasis on hyper rationality and over thinking. turning off your brain is way to cope with that

heres the message of the day:

those that seek to destroy life are fearful of its power. the power of life is love.

may you walk in light today my friend🙏

i love my favorite brands and despise the hated brands

mini sphere’s

tomorrow is ass wednesday

does duolingo have jamaican patois, asking for a friend

grandpa is finding new words in the word search

yep