Using your cellphone at full volume in public should be punishable by death

Hegseth Borrows Violent Prayer from ‘Pulp Fiction’ to Bless Iran War at April Pentagon Worship Service For the second month in a row, Pete Hegseth, who likes to call himself “secretary of war,” read a violent prayer — that echoes a scene in the Quentin Tarantino film Pulp Fiction — during a worship ser...

At Pentagon worship service today, Pete Hegseth again read a violent prayer to bless the Iran war. But this time his prayer was apparently borrowed from 'Pulp Fiction.' I promise I'm not writing for @theonion.com now:
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the owners seemed surprisingly cool for owning one.

Why are women attracted to you only when you're taken?

The worst things done in the history of this planet have all been because of religious reasons. There has never been a war started by an atheist.

Eating with your mouth open should be a federal offense

She also came back to find her partner having a WWE style event complete with music, pyro, and the whole nine yards

Worst POTUS, ever. Possibly the worst elected official in the history of this country & he'd be high up there for worldwide. You could argue Hitler was a puppet. Trump is just an idiot. Too many people for too many years didn't have the backbone to stand up to him. The world is paying for it

Republicans hate Democrats so much they will support war and a pedophile. Don't preach to me about Jesus. You clearly don't listen to His words.

Donald Trump must be removed from office for threatening war crimes and genocide.

Speaker Johnson: bring the House back into session.

Invoking the 25th Amendment and impeachment must be on the table, but Congress should also move on a War Powers resolution to stop Trump.

Trump is worse than whatever he and MAGA claimed "Sleepy Joe" was. This would be laughable and pathetic if it wasn't causing as much harm as it was

Q: You message has moved from 'the war is coming to an end' to 'we're gonna be bombing Iran to the stone ages.' So which is it?

TRUMP: Can't tell you. I don't know

When they say Happy Easter and you're not Christian

Seeing a wrap 10 on when I executed my roll and target and release perfectly

Trump Supporters

Dawn and Geno exchange pleasantries

The worst song ever recorded

ISB officer Dedra Meero (Denise Gough) in #Andor discovering the hard way that fascism always eventually eats its own

Pam Bondi fired

but HEY! sleepy joe was the problem, right?

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Reporter: Who do you blame for all this?

Traveler: Trump

Well played

Any Republicans want to talk about gas prices?

when all 4 March Madness games are on a commercial break

Chuck Norris is dead. He was really shitty but Conan playing this clip from Walker Texas Ranger lives rent free in my head forever tbh so there's that.

Why is this a thing? You're selling pillows. Why do you have a woman in a bikini? It has nothing to do with pillows or sleep or anything. It's fucking weird. Sex sells but what the actual fuck.

Love when Swifties get to "educate" me about the NFL because I'm wearing a Chargers hat. Girl, I've been a Chargers fan longer than you've been alive. But sure Taytay is dating a dude from the Chiefs so PLEASE explain to me about football.

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[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]

Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.