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Posts by Doctor Syn, Scarecrow ⚥

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Been doing a rewatch of Hogan’s Heroes lately, and am really locked into it. I started thinking about why, and I’m pretty sure it’s because it’s refreshing to see the Nazis portrayed as not only bumbling imbeciles, but THE BAD GUYS.

This timeline just sucks.

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Exactly.

But beyond that, the GOP exploited the situation, turned it into a huge advantage, and started us down the road to where we are now.

And the hell of it? Most of the people who decried Al Franken the loudest are probably on the goddamned Epstein list.

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Thanks for chiming in, Doctor Literal. Couldn’t have driven home the satire without ya.

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Good on ya. I’m trying not to freak out and rush into anything while also not stagnating into analysis paralysis and staying put.

Bottom line? I’m still not sure “what I am,” but I sure AF know what I’m not anymore (I’ll give you a hint: it’s three letters and rhymes with ’cis.’)

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Gen-Xer here. Long story short, I started questioning all things gender about a year ago. Especially my own. That’s to say I’m late to the party and have no idea what I’m doing. But it’s working out so far.

Regardless: it’s always fun to find someone who gets it.

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Hi. New follower. You had me with that pencil sketch, you kept me with “she/they/he.”

You are of my Tribe.

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Striking.

Evocative.

Gorgeous.

Well done. 💪🏼

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“So…let’s see…that’s $2 million per ship, divided by the number of gallons…and if you factor in…not to mention security…of course there’s also…plus multiple trips per month in and out, so yeah! I think we can totally justify another $4 per gallon at the pump.”

—Every Gas Company CEO right now

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He actually put “Two Weeks” into his backpedal.

Classically on-brand.

2 weeks ago 3 0 0 0

Who’s her ghostwriter? That’s quite articulate.

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You’re gonna have to do it alone. The GOP *WANTS* this. They must. Otherwise they’d DO SOMETHING.

Of course, given that logic, quite a few Democrats apparently want it too.

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That still infuriates me. Not the photo but that he did the appropriate thing by stepping down and then the GOP turned around and hitched their wagon to Piggy and his cast of pedophiles.

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If this goes entirely sideways, History is going to be taken out as well.

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Mike Johnson wouldn’t call Ed McMahon back right now if he was being promised the American Family Sweepstakes prize.

Here’s a thought:

Why don’t YOU get on the phone, tell as many of your colleagues as possible to meet you there, and do it YOURSELF?

You’re a leader.

LEAD.

2 weeks ago 0 1 0 0

Outstanding. We’re in agreement.

So, Jim. Rep. Jim…

WHAT ARE YOU DOING ABOUT IT?!?

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Nothing. Nothing will happen.

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Hegseth: We don’t announce anything before we do it. That would be dumb. Got that, stupid journalists?

Trump: I’m going to blow you up on Tuesday.

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Two weeks. Tops.

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We should only have ever been talking about imprisonment.

2 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

How fucking embarrassing.

The country he threatened with oblivion just called him CRAZY out loud.

And I am HERE for it.

2 weeks ago 18 1 0 0

You said “other people.”

I see no issue here…

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The answer to the Dreaded Question draws near:

Which is worse? The Devil you know, or the Devil you don’t?

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(Wrong country. America First being “ironic” wasn’t on my 2025 Bingo card, but somehow it’s the FREE space on the 2026 edition…)

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Only some? I remember being young and naive…

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Is this him taunting them by suggesting that when he’s finished they will be so utterly defeated that he’s going to take their GOD too?

You know what? At this point The Who’s Tommy could even get a sense for what’s going on.

But sure. It’s IRAN that needs a regime change…

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

He can diddle children.

He can diddle our military.

He can diddle our economy.

He can diddle our international relations and stature.

He can diddle the fundamental Human Rights of anyone he chooses.

Apparently the only thing he CAN’T be is STOPPED.

We will end STUPIDLY because THERE’S NO LINE.

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This transcends parody. This transcends decency.

This is utterly obscene on every imaginable level.

Way to exercise your right to vote, America! Look what you allowed. Encouraged, even!

Turns out the shining beacon on the hill that people thought was America was just a rusted out Motel-6 sign.

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Let that sink in.

One uniquely unqualified, incompetent, corrupt, and grotesque individual is so hated that his death will be an international celebration.

Yet he somehow was allowed to be the leader of a once great nation TWICE.

We allowed this because we are BROKEN.

Time to fix it.

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Yeah. At this point? Any port in a storm.

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I really don’t care what they do with their gender or sexuality or whatever. And yeah. Everyone should have room to figure themselves out.

Not JUST the rich hypocritical people. 🙄

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