"I would become right wing because you talk mean" just means you're right wing bud.
I wasn't even talking to you but I'll talk to you however I want, including while looking down my nose as I am now, because you don't stand for shit.
Gamepass is like Netflix or Lyft or OpenAI: They lost (or, in the case of chatbots, are losing) tons of $ in order to squeeze out the competition, and then later increasing the price and make a profit. Gamepass won't last at this price either, cuz eventually, even for Microsoft, the bill comes due.
that off-white is tasteful af
mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes
me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
Everything is “passkey” nowadays so kids don’t even know about metal keys.
They unlock their secret diaries with pronouns and then write more pronouns in the diaries.
They are recounting pronoun odysseys from their weeks, the way you or I might write about what’s happened on “Happy Days”
Asking my dog who’s a good boy just to make conversation.
Artillery Witch
always the bridesmaid who mysteriously disappeared after being locked inside a hope chest and now haunts the church grounds still waiting to catch the bouquet, never the bride
A golden retriever has both paws up at a bank teller’s window.
“Are you the branch manager?”
“Yes I am, how can I help you?”
“I would like two branches, please.”
“How would you like that?”
“Two big sticks, four little sticks.”
There was a goose on the field at Wrigley, they played on
The Pitt should have one Treehouse of Horror episode per season
The Pitt should have one Treehouse of Horror episode per season
everyone with real American manliness and a basic knowledge of military history knows that serious war efforts have never been derailed by such trifling matters as "communicable diseases"
King's Field (any)
like going for your glass for a refreshing drink but the liquid just never arrives at your lips
That’s right
Do you also follow the PWHL? Tha's been my favorite lately!
Congresspeople who are too sick to do their jobs, or in the hospital, or who have literally died cannot vote. If the goal is to elect people who will vote the way we want them to, they must be physically and mentally able to cast their votes. That simple.
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/dying-to-s...
Liliana of the veil
Nobody told me these suspenders were going to give me cameltoe
come on man.
This is Willem Arondeus.
He attacked the 1943 Amsterdam civil registry office to destroy records that would be used by the Nazis to identify their targets.
He succeeded, but was captured due to someone betraying him.
His last words were: "Tell people that homosexuals are not cowards."
Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”
It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.
I've still yet to see any proof that this was actually posted on "Truth Social".
Seems fake :/
Still from the first Lord of the Rings movie showing Saruman speaking to Gandalf with text that reads "Your love of the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind."
fuck you man
