PWHL: Boston Fleet at Montréal Victoire - April 17, 2026 YouTube video by The PWHL

tonight's pro women's hockey game starts in a few minutes www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJ7Y...

please don't do that

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

Yeah, when Kennedy Burke is gonna make a million with the Sun, and Satou's only gonna make $815k with the Libs, I don't think Brooklyn is where Cloud is gonna get the bag she deserves :(

Is JJ's money the last puzzle piece for the Libs? Are we still waiting on any other Libs FA news? Thanks! :)

You probably already know from earlier in the week, but just in case: Cloud changed agents on Monday

D'oh!

a statue of a man 's head with legs is walking on a table . ALT: a statue of a man 's head with legs is walking on a table .

Hell yeah. Weird for the win

when ppl ask my fav song, the honest answer is the sound my cat Parker’s giant booty makes when i drum it

but ppl never know that one

so i just say i don’t have a fav

When the media is so intent on sane-washing the things Trump says, Rupar's lil snippets of truth are very helpful, imo. I agree that tuning out the news can be good for your sanity, but if I'm gonna be aware, I find Rupar's work useful.

On the left, the Pillsbury Doughboy. And on the right, NY’s Mr. Met.

I wish I could spend less time contemplating if it’s possible that the Pillsbury Doughboy grew up to become Mr. Met.

That's because they can be tasteful or have no bush, but not both. No wonder the website borke.

Street Fighter movie looks silly, as it should. No more gritty video game movies. I don't need to watch Crash Bandicoot dealing with real problems. Trying to get custody of his kids or whatever

Skies out, thighs out

I don't make the rules

Tumblr post about Sun Tzu’s Art of War “DO NOT FORGET TO FEED YOUR TROOPS”

As the prophecy foretold

Exactly one year ago today:

PLAYBOY SUBSCRIBE = For decades, meat has been a temperature check on American masculinity. From 2012 to 2016, millennial masculinity sizzled flamboyantly in a bright-eyed age of techno-optimist abundance. Strips of bacon garnished smoky cocktails. BuzzFeed built a 100-layer-lasagna to the sky. Salt Bae gold-leafed wagyu. Timelines teemed with juicy burgers that would gladly secrete molten cheddar when their buns were gently pressed. On the other hand, I had a buddy on Soylent at the time. He got a concussion. He passed out and hit his head on the countertop on the way down because he'd put some banana slices on top of his Soylent which was already calibrated for maximum potassium and he got potassium poisoning and nearly died.

lol

Candle Knight 🕯️

Freg, the tiny amigurumi frog, sitting on dead leaves looking chill with white flowers next to him

Freg chilling in the nature 🌱💚

#crochet

furry porn commissions are down

Chuck Schumer's two votes tonight in favor of bombs and bulldozers to Israel is yet another reason Senate Democrats must vote to remove him as leader post the midterms.

Ahhhhh@nerdjpg.com •7h I know socialism is superior because socialists have never once led a country where student debt or medical debt reached hundreds of thousands of dollars for a single person 20 84 > 676 •.. frank-frink.bsky.social @frank-frink.... • 1h Socialism is great until you run out of other people's money. 1 ...

Wow. Good thing capitalism doesn’t require using other people’s money for things. Imagine if they systematized it and then put interest on it and millions of people could only afford school and medicine that way

Yeah, we all had to learn to stop saying the r-word. It was easy. If the Blackwater merc can't do it then maybe he's not cut out for the job.

As someone who doesn't want children the only thing that could change my mind is if a weird guy on the internet told me I should

Does Yu Gi Oh have the most over-designed hair ever or am I forgetting somebody?

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

“My curse has been lifted,” I flirted.

My bestie and I agreed that if we're both single in five years, we'll launch an extremely problematic podcast