when I was 18 and going to university, i worked underground, in a copper mine. the mine was in southern arizona near a town named mammoth. this was 1984.

Truly a feat of engineering how the animations in Tomb Raider I, II, and III are cool enough that you still feel like you look cool even when you're falling backwards off a cube while shooting at a bat, promptly and repeatedly breaking your neck

Me, having a stroke: call the ambulunz

You: are you having a stroke?

Me: by docgo, the ambulunz

Devastated that we lost Orson Welles before he could retire from acting into his most important role yet

You'll just peacefully fall right to sleep as he narrates system by system how the cells are dying in your body and what this means for the last struggling vestiges of your consciousness. I'm ready for a pleasant nap just thinking about it

All right, who's gonna be at the Hokum premiere next week

L: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread. M: Are you ok? L: my cat stole my fucking garlic bread.

Cat stole garlic bread for me.

Twitter screenshot with the following text “Mason @realMasonMohon •1h You have a pride flag in your bio. You obviously think marriage is a term with no actual content that can be applied to anything. No wonder we say you don't understand marriage 1 Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites • 1h The rainbow in my bio is a reminder that G-D will never again bring destruction to creation, that His covenants are eternal, that his word is unfailing, and that His gifts to my foremothers and forefathers are everlasting. 1 ill 37 Mason @realMasonMohon •23m Apologies for misunderstanding. As I'm sure you know, many others use it to represent something else Ill 9 L ... Ephraim Stone @TEStoneWrites ... I also suck dick 11:18 PM • 2/9/24 from Earth”

This game screenshot from Mini Motorways shows a closeup of a minimalist, stylized map of Hong Kong featuring a ferry and two bridges crossing over some water with hills rising to the left of the image. The map is coloured in off-white with coral red, cyan, and warm marigold accents.

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Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

sins absolved!

@grubkiss.bsky.social

I feel like I don't break into enough houses nor do I stand motionless at the foot of enough strangers' beds to have earned the right to wear this. Purchasing one is stolen creep valour

I'm so delighted that the two of you are working together

This is so fucking rad what the fuck. CAN'T WAIT

Oh my god Stephanie I'm so sorry what the fuuuuck!!!

Yeeeeah. I have a car but I vastly prefer my bite size bus commute. Plus taking any bus in Wellington is just gorgeous

Zoning out to streaks of lights beyond a membrane of lightly-fogged glass AND I end up where I'm supposed to go without the risk of smashing into a mother of four in a much bigger car? Sign me up, I know how tired I am

This is why I love public transport. A good 15-20 minute train or bus commute is exactly the length of time I need to power wash the inside of my skull and arrive home without a head full of stupid work thoughts

Some of the best facial expressions ever put to film

Every time I recommend it to people based on the premise they say "that doesn't sound too bad" and then they text me either during or right after this scene, often having had to pause it to not shit themselves

Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

"but did you consider...." yes i made this one too don't worry.

Something very fitting about seeing @themountaingoats.bsky.social at a renovated former Salvation Army tonight

Asumi-chan is Interested in Linux

Thanks for 2000 downloads on itch you freaks 🥰🥰🥰

(as ur head hits the pillow) Oh dang the eagle has landed

Yassified for his protection

Ha! That's rich! You're a riot.

We loved this ode to the Oblivion Rizz Wheel at GDC last year. Great to see it's back for another round 🥰