Blue Jay and cardinal

Epic Showdown.

goths 🤝 furries

too confrontationally horny to be truly co opted by Brands(tm)

It always hurts having to cancel patreon memberships for budgeting reasons. Life is grim enough without having to manually review and confirm each time to extend that misfortune onto my favorite artists :(

A billion dollars is the socio-economic equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work to prevent the acquisition of the former with the same urgency and ruthlessness we use to prevent the acquisition of the latter.

We don't deserve dogs. We deserve to gaze once more upon the silver towers and gilded streets and jewel-dewed courtyards of lost Lim-Atmarr, taken from us by freezing waters! O, Lim-Atmarr, prosperous and accursed, locked away for epochs beneath the jealous ice... dogs pale in comparison to thee....

AI executives can only promise to build a digital god that might destroy the world, declare that they're going to replace a vast swath of everyone's jobs, and work directly to subvert democracy for so long before people, some of whom *take their words at face value*, will decide to act.

“An iceberg? At this time of the year? In this part of the Atlantic? And we’re about to crash into it?”

knowing a lot abt music is awesome bc the answer to most questions like "who invented this thing?" is very often "Black musicians in the Midwest"

A freak in the sheets! Autistic woman unveils sexy new Excel masterpiece An autistic woman has created a spreadsheet she kind of low-key wants to fuck, eyewitnesses have reported.  Freya Emerson, 39, who is rumoured to have a kink for conditional formatting, was keen to…

Freya Emerson, 39, who is rumoured to have a kink for conditional formatting, was keen to state that while the content of the spreadsheet was not, in itself, sexual, it would definitely send nerds worldwide into a horny administrative frenzy.

Multiply neurodivergent woman finally collects enough diagnoses for free dark night of the soul A multiply neurodivergent woman has finally collected enough stamps on her diagnosis loyalty card for a free existential crisis, according to reports. Ima Onwugbenu, 29, has been diligently…

A multiply neurodivergent woman has finally collected enough stamps on her diagnosis loyalty card for a free existential crisis, according to reports.

that's my favorite of all the zones

Move slow and fix things

It's crazy to think that amid all the planets encircling all those stars, we probably live on the only one that has penguins or a lemonade that kills you

1984 calendar meme with the lady saying "the empire is at war with Persia and the Pope" and the calendar says January 1054

Post blue art 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

The MNOG piece is the first time I've seriously tried rendering water. I think it was a good first attempt, but I want to go back some time and give it a second draft.

every morning when my alarm goes off i briefly consider shooting it with a gun and going back to sleep

You’re back in the early 2000s. You’ve just played Sonic Adventure 2 for the first time and now this is your entire personality.

To your second point, personally the moment-to-moment feel of gameplay is usually such a large part of what makes me enjoy a game in the first place that it's tough to think of examples that distinguish the two

I love Pathologic 2 for being a game that presents a worthwhile experience despite (and as a result of!) not being fun to actually play. Not sure if that maps to what you're asking, though

The Moon! The Sun's corona! A crewed spacecraft! Oh my!

HOLY SHIT

The conversation among three sentient space probes from Jon Bois’s work “17776”: Ten: On April 7th, 2026, people stopped being born. On the same day, people stopped dying, and people stopped aging. Juice: ham cheese. ham cracker. cheese cracker. ham and cheese cracker. ham and cheese Nine: Why? Ten: We don't know. Nobody knows.

Happy 17776 Day, from @jonbois.bsky.social’s epic story that you all should go read right now. www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...

does anyone know if we have tomorrow

Viral photo from some years back of a man nonchalantly mowing his yard with a tornado on the horizon .

How it feels doing literally any task right now.

electronic typesetting is a dark, evil thing

I Guess We're Just Waiting Around To See If This Demented Psychopath Kills Everyone | Defector There is a particular indignity that comes from living in America, derived from the experience of waking up in the morning to see reports that Donald Trump has said something profoundly evil, and then...

I guess we're just waiting around to see if this demented psychopath kills everyone: defector.com/i-guess-were...

What football will look like in the future Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong. Something is terribly wrong.

Happy 17776 Immortality Day!

www.sbnation.com/a/17776-foot...

Top image with Jerry saying, "You're crying because of Artemis II?" Bottom image with George saying, "The spirit of space travel got to me." Jerry then says, "Alright."

I RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN wizard meme