Oh, this is so cool!

Yeah, something very bad happened in those few minutes he was gone.

Wow! That is so cool.

The poem I actually write usually has nothing to do with the poem I meant to write—and I love that. Poetry is a transformative process.

(Looking at my desk) “Where did all this stuff come from?”

100% chance that he doesn’t know what Plymouth Rock is. If asked, he would say, “Columbus landed on the land.”

The other side of the family wandered over from West Prussia, and I don’t know why, but it does seem like maybe it wasn’t going great there.

For some reason, they had a desire to try farming in Wisconsin. I wouldn’t say they were like…successful?

Oh no. Now I need to watch this scene.

There was an ad for Alexa a while back in which a guy asks something like, “Why do my plants lean toward the light?”

My family has a traditional family recipe for Polish pancakes that actually came from my Great Aunt’s ex-boyfriend.

A few times, I got a participation ribbon at the county fair. If you got a blue ribbon, they sent you a check for $2 or something, so the participation ribbons were a big disappointment.

MARY: FUCKING Byron??? You're crediting the man who BOOKED THE AIR BNB I WROTE IT IN???

E.M. Forster. The most alpha of them all.

Did you try findagrave.com?

Spot the Cat!

Patty Reed’s Doll California State Parks

This is the only scary haunted doll, IMHO www.parks.ca.gov?page_id=31183

Lol! Essential oils make it so much worse for me.

I’ve never seen Titanic.

Agreed.

Certified midwesterner here. That’s the antenna. If I heard someone call it the “aerial” I would assume they were trying to be fancy.

The Dry. Jane Harper. Excellent mystery.

Yes!

I'm just having a pretty awful night and could use some toilet paper and cat litter after work. $30 would do it

I have an ITA edition of “Winnie the Pooh!” It’s a favorite possession.

Large green and bronze labradorite drop pendant wrapped in wavy silver wire.

Long bronze drop pendant netted in silver wire.

I'm down to the do-or-die stage with my shop, and this is my only source of income. I was hoping the sale would liven things up but it's been a desert. But I'm crossing my fingers for a miracle.

1 day left to get 20% off everything! Over 20 pendants to go.

oishiny.etsy.com

#Helpsky #💕💸

I made this poem (does that count?)

Heinrich’s Law A disaster requires a series of small mathematical mistakes easy like a pear my brother tried a new voice every morning my brother smoked while driving my brother sang we did numbers —Evy Couling

she asked
what my haiku meant-
so I bit her
#haiku #poetry