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Well now you've gone and said you find the arguments entertaining, and that's entirely the problem. They're quite clear that brainpower should not be used to facilitate enjoyment of life.
Numskulls comic, where tiny people operate a man's brain
Or a contraption from the Numskulls.
Unch crossword magazine, issue 3, sitting on the envelope it just arrived in.
Uh oh. Better finish issue 2...
@unchcrosswords.com
Counterpoint : Not in any meaningful way he doesn't.
Israeli defence minister threatens Iran with 'even more painful' strikes published at 15:09 Israel's Defence Minister Israel Katz talks during a meeting with his Greek counterpart Nikos Dendias, in Athens, Greece, January 20, 2026 Image source,Reuters Israeli Defence Minister Israel Katz has warned that his country will launch "even more painful" strikes against Iran if it does not agree a deal in negotiations with the United States. "Iran is facing a historic crossroads. This is their moment of choice - between a bridge to the future and an abyss of isolation and destruction," he says. He says if Iran chooses the latter option, it will "very quickly discover" that targets Israel has not yet struck are "even more painful that the ones we have already attacked". "The choice is in their hands and the consequences are on them," he concludes.
This is full on "Why are you making me hurt you?"
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Project Hail Mary, but overdubbed with OzzyManReviews as Rocky
(I don't know if he actually arrived by train though.)
On the same line of course is St James Park, where earlier this year a Barcelona fan arrived intending to watch his side play Newcastle United. He paid on the gate to watch Exeter City play Lincoln instead I believe.
Crescent (partially illuminated) Moon and Earth facing the Sun. The Sun is just out of frame to the right leaving flares of light reaching out toward the left. NASA/Artemis II/Kevin M. Gill
This might be one of my favorites from Artemis II. A cinematic alignment of the Moon and Earth, each cradled within the warmth of sunbeams.
Taken from behind the Moon on April 6th.
flic.kr/p/2s6BABn
I guess we're just waiting around to see if this demented psychopath kills everyone: defector.com/i-guess-were...
Aquafresh for hot dogs
New cryptic. *Very* pleased with the appropriate photo find
Sample clues:
Dumb Alsatians guarding wood (5)
Old argument with sister almost breaks doctor (5-2)
Citizens caught unprepared by horse's viruses (7)
Rebecca removes skin during work to reveal lizard (5)
mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3290
New cryptic. *Very* pleased with the appropriate photo find
Sample clues:
Dumb Alsatians guarding wood (5)
Old argument with sister almost breaks doctor (5-2)
Citizens caught unprepared by horse's viruses (7)
Rebecca removes skin during work to reveal lizard (5)
mycrossword.co.uk/cryptic/3290
Your regular reminder that almost everything Trump is getting away with is not because of presidential strength, but because of congressional weakness and judicial deference.
The constitutional tools are already there to fix this, but those who can fix it are refusing to do so.
Oh no! Hope you feel better soon. As usual I was busy anyway (making a little shelving thing for the outside shed to stop the incoming new washing machine from walking as much as the old one did, and then family lunch across the road) and was assuming there probably wouldn't be one today
Pop culture infused mini cryptic crossword!
Sample clues:
Monarch controversially courted her nuclear safety inspector? (7)
Sophia Loren movie cuts out the Spanish detectives (3)
Chosen One or Misguided One (3)
mycrossword.co.uk/mini/241
The important thing to note here is that 11th through to 87th is seventy-SEVEN Attorneys General, not seventy six.
11th to 87th is 77 of them. Let's not underplay Jonathan's majesty here.
In the same way that I might consider dating Sabrina Carpenter, a nice concept but not really practical, plausible or likely and almost certainly ending with songs condemning it.
By best behavior he means not protesting against the specific form of extractive capitalism that gives him unprecedented power over our societies. I’m not okay with that.
I hope this is driving home to folks that anti-DEI/anti-woke are functioning mostly as a way to make racism more palatable by framing it as a kind of defensive reaction to an imagined unfairness.
Three smiling transmasculine athletes stand arm-in-arm on a rocky beach. The person on the left wears a black and white cycling jersey reading "BODIES ARE NOT BANS," black cycling shorts, and holds a transgender pride flag draped over their shoulder. The person in the middle wears black swim briefs and has a finisher medal around their neck. The shirtless person on the right has multiple tattoos, wears black running shorts with a small trans flag patch, and is holding up their finisher medal. The individuals in the middle and on the right have visible top surgery scars. The logo for the publication "them" is in the top left corner. Large white text overlaid across the bottom of the image reads: "A Transmasc Ironman Trio Won Third Place in a Relay, Beating Over 200 Other Teams by Mathew Rodriguez".
When trans masc athletes start winning competitions regularly, they'll ban them too and use the excuse of "doping" to do it. That blows up their whole "biological sex" argument though.
There's a lot of conservative politics rooted in the fundamental idea that accommodations of difference are "special treatment" at constant risk of being poached by the "undeserving", and that suffering is both an inevitable fact of life and virtuous.
It's a contemptible social rot.
