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The FBI Director Is MIA
Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.
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APRIL 17, 2026, 6:20 PM ET
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ā€œPatel’s drinking has been a recurring source of concern across the government. They said that he is known to drink to the point of obvious intoxication….On multiple occasions in the past year, members of his security detail had difficulty waking Patel because he was seemingly intoxicatedā€¦ā€

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I know, it sucks.

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It’s pretty bad. I have to buy my own classroom supplies. Luckily through the NV registry there’s been a stipend the past couple years that teachers were able to get if they applied for it and met the criteria.

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Can I be added please?

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Fantasy Book Corset, Literary Inspired Corset, Steampunk Costume, Handmade Art Corset, Unique Designer Piece - Wishlist | Throne Send Valet Parker gifts via Throne. Browse Valet Parker's wishlist and support your favorite creator safely.

We’re talking aggressively dorky pirate gear, full Ren Faire delusion, and two absurdly gorgeous Dungeon Crawler Carl editions because apparently I now collect books based on how feral their edges make me.

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Tell me I’m wrong about this corset though….

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I’m not usually the ā€œI need thisā€ type…but this corset took one look at me and said ā€œbe unreasonableā€ and honestly, who am I to resist destiny?

So yes, she’s on my wishlist if anyone feels like playing fairy godparent.

Also for the many of you who’ve been asking, wishlist has been updated.

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Missing the sleeves and my bandolier and belt as I’d already taken them off by the time I was home, but regardless Pirate Fest was a success.

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I’ve always had a weakness for beautiful bindings… especially when they’re thick, well-crafted & promise a long night of getting completely lost inside them.

Safe to say I ran to the mailbox today, nothing like the thrill of finally getting your hands on something you’ve been eagerly waiting for.

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three forever.ā€

I think this tells you everything you need to know about who I am as a person.

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At three years old, I spent the entire month before my birthday in a full-blown existential spiral because I’d been informed that turning four meant losing my pacifier. I apparently paced around insisting ā€œI don’t want to be four, I want to be

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Pretty sure they will.

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Trying to decide which T-shirt will get me yelled at more in public: Lobotomies for Radfems or Oppress Me Harder Daddy. I believe in dressing for the discourse you want to start.

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Let’s just spell it out since apparently nuance is a foreign language now, sex positivity = removing shame, boosting consent and autonomy. Not ā€œyou must be into choking, BDSM, and pretend submission 24/7.ā€ Calm down, radfems.

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šŸŽµIsn't it ironicšŸŽµ

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the screenshot). That opens the menu, and under ā€œYour Survival Kitā€ you’ll find all the resources organized by state.

Technology is amazing. The fact that a random archive website is currently more reliable than most social services is… a separate conversation.

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Wayback Machine

finding help should be a part-time research job with 47 tabs open and a mental breakdown.

BUT, you can still access everything through the Wayback Machine.

Go to web.archive.org, search thesnarkyseductress.com, click ā€œview cached page,ā€ then click the three little white lines (I circled them in

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Hey y’all, quick reminder since my site is down while I update certain sections and all the state resources:

I run a website that lists resources for victims escaping sex trafficking, struggling sex workers, and people dealing with homelessness. Because apparently the government believes

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You can’t listen to this song and feel sad.

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Some weirdo rad fem that went viral on Twitter for these insane tweets.

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And anal, and that all heterosexual sex is oppression, and you’re not a real feminist if you shave your legs. It’s been ongoing for a week. Oh and if you tell someone it’s gross to leave their bloody period products on the sink in public bathrooms it’s period shaming?

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Radfems be like:

Wear makeup? You’re a brainwashed puppet of centuries of misogyny, and every lipstick tube you’ve ever bought directly funds the patriarchy.

Enjoy heterosexual sex? Haha, no, you don’t, that’s just conditioning, and also you’ve personally erased 400 years of feminist progress.

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I’m not sure how they don’t see that they’re literally acting like the so called patriarchy they claim we’re all still repressed by. Policing and controlling other women’s sexual preferences, choices, and lifestyle isn’t very feminist of them.

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It’s truly feminist and doesn’t support the patriarchy? Sounds exhausting. I believe some people chose to do certain things because that’s what they want to do.

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Why does it all have to be so deep with them? It doesn’t seem like a complicated concept. They hate men who they say control women but then they try to control women by saying what does or doesn’t make someone a real feminist? They need each woman to micro examine every move she makes to make sure

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Wasn’t the point of feminism that women were treated as equals and they got to decide for themselves individually what it was that made them feel free and liberated?

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Radfems Only Bring Back Lobotomies for Radfems Only

I literally bought the domain radfemsonly.com

Just haven’t decided what to do with it yet.

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Maybe to some, but to others they were just saying any heterosexual sex was never consensual and no true feminist would ever allow a man to penetrate her.

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