Good lord, same here. I feel like that's one thing 100 percent of Americans could agree on.

In these last few months before fatherhood, I'm trying to clear something off of my Netflix or HBO Max queues every night and not just put on Seinfeld reruns and sit on my phone like Barley Tonight. This evening's feature: "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You"

Through 18 years of Catholic school, and then the personal journey that has led me to wherever I am now with religion and politics, never in wildest imagination did a political showdown between a US president and the pope even enter a realm of plausibility to me. Just astounding times to be living.

And surprisingly comfortable!

Alex English *could've* sat in one of these! Theoretically!

MY FAV

Sometimes, my East Texas-born wife will use some folksy expression that causes me to reply, "I'm sorry, I don't speak hick," and I gotta tell ya, she really doesn't like that one.

A neon sign

We are more back than anyone has ever been.

That’s awesome!

Two floor seats from McNichols Sports Arena, featuring the arena logo on the backrest

My latest Denver sports hipster purchase via some dude on Marketplace

Ohhhhhhh lawd, we comin’.

God I cannot wait for this day here.

👊👊👊

Aaaaaaahahahahahhahahaha

I played well enough in beer league today that a guy skated by me in the third period and said, “who are you, that DU goalie?!” so that’s probably the biggest compliment of my hockey life so far

This reality check by Rebecca Solnit grabs you right from the killer first sentence. Do yourself a favor & give it a read.

BEVELED. PIOS.

Wow, "The Stringer" on Netflix is outstanding. Highest rec.

Oh I would seriously crush all of them

Bad news After 36 years, the garage fridge finally died. Been through a lot together. Outlasted 3 trucks, 2 wives. Went out quiet, like a cowboy. Must've kept 10,000 beers cold. Thinking about giving it a proper funeral

"Must've kept 10,000 beers cold"

Green chile reigns supreme, as it should.

Dispatching three Long Island finance guys who look like they should have ponytails but don't, two 67yo Florida real estate developers named Steven and Stephen, and a nephew I don't think very highly of to negotiate an advantageous peace in the war I started.

A man after my own heart

Hey thanks!!

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"THESE FUCKING GUYS ARE AMAZING."

- Denver hockey legend Johnny Hicks

DENVER IS INEVITABLE

"Is Denver going to steal another one?" is a weird way to talk about a team that's won more national championships than any other program in college hockey, won four more games than Wisconsin this season, and won the toughest conference tournament in the sport.