Not how I wanted to start my morning but my girl Phoebe jumped in (see what I did there?) to help

Oh no, it was a whole 6 week program in Alaska through Wilderness Ventures!

Listen. I went to a college prep white flight high school in Arkansaand they didn't teach us financial preparedness either. At least you met interesting people, Mara!

Currrrrrrls

Just a casual Saturday curling my hair for a party / considering my own agency in and responsibility for a crummy summer hiking excursion when I was 16 where everyone hated me, something I have previously blamed on a boy from my hometown. You know how it is.

You sweet sweet thing

YESSSSSS HI BABYCAKES

Yes!! I do this with people I'm first meeting sometimes!

Just completed my first (and let's be honest, probably my last) 13 hour bartending shift! Important to note that I got epsom salts Door Dashed to the bar at hour 11 for when I got home. #elderly #staminawherehaveyougone

Hi, I love you.

"You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but then you read." James Baldwin

You really, really are.

Like, I always go for the neck. Is that the best hug position? Am I cheating my hug partner by leaving them the around-the-waist arm position? Should I do one over the shoulder and one under their armpit like I'm some human messenger bag?

Every time I take a long drive I end up in some weird-ass thought process like have I been doing hugs wrong

Oh thank God. Tried to time it with a certain arrest so I didn't miss all the fun.

Just in time!

Hi @pattonoswalt.bsky.social -- am I late?

Thanks!!!!

guys. i think i’ve found an airtight defense for trump

i have terrible news: theater has been infiltrated by the queers

Hey gang! I'm here and ready to party!