It looks like it just realized you were looking at it's bum, and annoyed, is reaching back to cover it and glare at you.

That's crazy good progress, you must be so happy with yourself :)

Love the idea, thematically, of this falling to a single rat with death touch. "Sorry, the great wall of the planes got bit by a rat and died of dysentery."

It's so deepset after years of disgust I feel the same way for a brief moment when someone is talking about things where it's appropriate even, like bird watching. "The female of the species demonstrates..." EXCUSE ME those hardworking bird queens are WOMEN thank you ve-what am I doing

It's so hard to paint warhammer lately when there's so much amazing other stuff out there that doesn't all feel the same

When you're hungry and can't focus

I appreciate that but the professional role I fill and have excelled at for over 20 years, to the point that I train others and give talks, is only moments away from crumbling when they find out I'm an incompetent shithead scammer piloted by rats (like from ratatouille but if they sucked)

Thank God blue sky hid this post from me so I wouldn't see... uh, the word "depression"? I guess?

I made beet iced cream. I like it a lot. It tastes like beets.

Trying to find printable 3d models of women online, that don't look like they're made by a horny 13 year old whose only experience with women is through porn, is making me think maybe dudes shouldn't be allowed to use the internet unless their activity is monitored by a responsible person.

Some cats just want to see the world tip over somewhat

Better then pushing it open with a large jar that is prone to shatter under external pressure.

Why my wife's earbuds she left in the car lil' freezas

I can't think of anything sexier than someone peering at me over the tops of their glasses and confidently commanding "come to butthead."

His new son was so much taller and better at backgammon, can't hate the player!

I like the second one. It's outrageous that after a lifetime of yearning this hateful God has denied me a flexible twink body.

Fist in the air in the land of mediocrity.

I got dizzy putting silverware in the dishwasher today.

Schumer and Jeffries want this war just as much as anyone. We have one institutional bulwark against imperialism and they're working for the other team. It's us vs them, all of them, and it always has been.

I can't handle this kind of thing right now man

Stasis mill him so he can't play swamps but also makes the game excruciatingly long so we have more time to enjoy Artax together.

The mastercraft workshop that I wasn't supposed to be able to cut myself using.

Saving this to adorably send to my wife when I'm feeling icky. Thank you for this offering.

Lots of wisdom bud, thanks so much for writing all of that out. Appreciated!

Do people ever do commissions for people where they don't, at both times and in equal measure, feel like they're ripping someone off and being ripped off themselves. Do people feel good about what they charge? What is this feeling like?

The way legolas flips onto the horse makes me so mad

Shaving my head to prepare for the Ratatouille War

Hi Dead Jim I'm Dad

(Luke O'Neil, We Had It Coming - and other fictions)

I scrolled down to read YouTube comments on a video about ICE and it was like a hundred conservatives saying that this is "what liberals get for killing babies and murdering Lincoln(???)"
I had a little internal wtf shouting moment. A mind tantrum, if you will.

Gotta put in the effort to be as nice to strangers as the kid half my age with the giant gem studded crucifix that has been trying to inception me into Christianity at the YMCA for like 5 months now.