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I need help raising the money to pay for our room to cover Friday through the following Friday when I get paid next. My gf has a big interview on Monday that might help us get out of here for good, but in the meantime, any donations or shares would be life saving. Anything helps!

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@froondingloom.bsky.social Happy Birthday!!

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as several people have pointed out, citing the fake "62 million" number rather than the true "1000 people" number actually lessens the possibility that anyone will face consequences for raping their spouse. It's actually possible to hold 1000 people accountable for that

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Yeah it reminds me of this, which only makes sense if you’re immersed in a worldview that men are masturbating into every hotel item that isn’t sealed the instant before you walk into a room, that sort of thing

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Yeah I’ve been trying to think about how to talk about it with people repeating that without looking like I’m defending it, and what it comes down to is that I want to help people who are now afraid that every third man they know is part of the rape mafia understand that’s not true

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A young white plane mascot with rosy cheeks, a red neck scarf, and a blue pilot’s cap stands in front a digital sign saying “Kansai Airports”.

A young white plane mascot with rosy cheeks, a red neck scarf, and a blue pilot’s cap stands in front a digital sign saying “Kansai Airports”.

Kansai Airport's mascot is a young plane named Sorayan.

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Area warlord fails to understand what the number one killer of soldiers has been in history

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I couldn't help myself

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Two seconds later, I opened this very red drink and it exploded all over me. I’m fucking done, man!

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Roughly TWO HOURS LATER, I am finally home, after a series of errands and train delays. Time to go to fukken space

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JRR Tolkien wrote The Lord of the Rings as a side project while brainstorming a list of cool names for defense contractors

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Youve Been Passed
The Virtual Joint!

Youve Been Passed The Virtual Joint!

congratulations!

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So ready to "unlock" my "gaming potential" with this thing

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Poked a hot wire in my brain I shouldn’t have and now I’m in a bad mood! Can’t wait to go home in twenty minutes and get blunted

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Hydrogen Bomb versus Coughing Baby

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I was actually just thinking yesterday about how the Guitar Hero games were sort of an interesting curated pack of rock music touchstones, because if there was a song or two you really liked, that band had a whole discography for you to dig into

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The Columbine massacre was on this date in 1999. Instead of energizing our country to get gun violence under control, it kicked off a new normal. One of the best explanations ever of journalism's destructive impact on mass shootings came from Roger Ebert in his review of Gus Van Sant’s “Elephant.”

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Yeah exactly, the rainbow is a nice touch but I still worry about people not being able to parse it from a distance

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Much love to the Onion, the Tim Heidecker thing is a great idea, but I would strongly discourage anyone from carrying around an Infowars tote bag even if it has the Onion version of the logo lol

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A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN."

Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

Whatever you do,

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Dude Phantom Menace introducing a new wildly racist alien every fifteen minutes like clockwork is so crazy. They simply could not tell George no

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You know that game or show or brand you liked 23 years ago? It's back, now with microtransactions!

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I’d never do Simpsons trivia because I know roughly 10000x more about the Simpsons than the median human being and roughly 10000x less than bearded men who do Simpsons trivia

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This reminds me of my personal beef with the Dodgers, which is much stupider than betrayal because they moved or resentment towards their wealth: they also seem to suck up all the good anime and Godzilla promos in the MLB

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Been murmuring “Shawshank Poop Man” to myself this evening

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Hey, Sam! Sam! It’s Marvin! … Your cousin, Marvin bin LADEN

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*”The Man Who Sold The World” voice* I laughed and shook his hand 🎶 then he fucked me in the ass

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His head is so much bigger in person. It feels like the beginning of Zardoz when he approaches you

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Ideal relationship dynamic

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