The Raging Demon Dutch Oven

trying to figure out the tariff rates on goods from japan because it's apparently NOT 15.5% anymore. what the fuck happened to that lawsuit that said this was criminal again?

FIBER GANG

Babies

IF I SEARCH FOR ORANGE JUICE WITH PULP ON YOUR STUPID APP DO NOT SHOW ME PULP FREE!!!

british people stop doing that voice if you're alone with them and they think you're british too

my 7 y/o cousin has this and is obsessed with it

A cigarette from The French Dispatch (2021)

The French Dispatch (2021)
Dir. Wes Anderson
Runtime 108 minutes
🚬 x 86, or one cigarette every 1.26 minutes
⚠️ REAL SMOKER MOVIE ⚠️
https://howmanycigarettes.com/the-french-dispatch/

isnt it kind of crazy that there's a direct genealogy of both talent and concept between the tick, the venture brothers, and ok ko, and yet they're so funny and different in their own ways

I couldn't help myself

Corrupted unicorn chained to a tome

#daily 38 unicorn | cursed tome

A screenshot of a text from Amazon. Amazon: Your package was delivered! (attached is a picture of a box with a piece of paper that reads DO NOT GO OUTSIDE) The receiver sends a question mark as a response. Amazon sends another picture with the same piece of paper on the box, but the words are covered in blood along with the message "JUST KIDDING :)" in blood.

alright

Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're in a CORRIDOR! A room door is open, and we see two crewmen spilling out into the hallway in red and blue uniforms. They are otherwise indecipherable tho because they are entirely enveloped in a big cloud of smoke. It's pouring out all around them and into the hallway area, like there's a Phish concert in there. Closed caption reads, "[COUGHING]"

wtf she's hot

Two smurfs kissing while smoking a joint, with the caption "Heaven or Las Vegas"

Happy 4/20, I can't participate because I have a cold 😔 but reposting an old classic to celebrate

A sketchy comic. Emma wears a ball cap that reads “LESBIAN.” She says, “honestly, it doesn’t always fit the best, but it has SO MUCH sentimental value…” She scowls, her teeth and fingers looking sharper than before, “and I will BITE anyone who tries to take it off me.”

a quick comic about “lesbian”

put them back! lock em up

ask a gay guy why they dont sell felicity anymore for a good time

Emmerentia van Driel in 1647, looking anxious about that gigantic ruff that is decapitating her. As painted by Jacob Cuyp, whose day is today.

podcasts should still be on ipods

Comic. I’m at my desk, leaning over to the doorway, saying “Hey! Foghorn! Foghorn Leghorn! Get in here!” Foghorn Leghorn is walking past the doorway, “Boy, I tell ya, I tell ya, not so loud, boy. What, I say, I say, what d’ya want?” Next panel, I’m gesturing to my computer. “How do I find that really good manga you recommended? It’s an anime now? I keep getting Halloween costumes.” Foghorn leans over my chair, “well, boy, I say, I say, you ain’t typin the entire title.” Last panel, I turn around- “you said ‘witch hat.’ Foghorn gets in my face- “open your ears, boy!! ‘Witch Hat Atelier, I tell ya! I tell ya ‘Atelier,’ I tell ya’”

How I’ve Been Pronouncing It (Feat. Foghorn Leghorn, my… roommate?)

i like the idea that everyone knew about the centipede as like. an inevitability

*sigh* it's a living

thank you for reading the queen amidala biography. what the fuck kind of cabinet is this

a black and white design that reads "you could learn a lot from a lesbian." to the right of the text are various items such as carabiners, a boot, a lollipop, a hammer, a boot, an apple, a lighter, cherries, a bouquet of flowers, a butterfly wing, and many stars. the entire image is textured to be grainy.

happy #lesbianvisibilityweek!

🖤 #art #egl

Tweet screenshot goblin boy @swinginparteigh Luke sky walker did not wear black velvet and the Chanel boots to the sarlac pit just for JJ Abrams to say that someone else is gonna be the first gay in starwar. Don't worry mr. sky walker. I saw your Chanel boots. 6:43 AM - 12/4/19 • Twitter for iPhone 8,411 Retweets 41.7K Likes

Thinking about this tweet

A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s

Looks we love

padme's sickening crop top