When you push all your lifts way too far to see if you can do even one of each, and end up doing the full 5x5 of each of them (including 70kg barbell curl!)…

That’s a good lift. Now to rest.

“What, so you want the [kids movie] to be as good as Citizen Kane?”

No but have you seen Puss in Boots 2? It can be as good as that. You know. Maybe

I would always wanna know. If I know that someone sucks and someone I care about is involving myself with them, I will tell them but I can’t stop them beyond that!

I have always been of the opinion that a well written review will allow you to understand that you will enjoy something even if the writer did not.

The one thing that disappoints me about this new review discourse is anyone implying something doesn’t have to be good because it’s for children.

It really would! I should have bought it all! I am a monster!

They were selling rare gems and dangerous explosives at the tip (or dump if you’re American) today. I didn’t buy them and I think I will now live in regret

a graphic announcing that I am the voice of Melody in the VR comedy video game Space Control! It says: "Space Control Kelsey Jaffer Voice of Melody" with a headshot of me on the left and art of Melody (a lanky pink alien girl with tentacles for hair, round glasses, and a worried expression) running and looking at the viewer

**CONFUSED SCREAMING**

Happy to say that I’m the voice of Melody—stressed out alien girlfailure who just wants to GET OUT OF HERE—in Space Control, a VR workplace adventure in the comedy stylings of Rick & Morty!

Thank you so much to MoonMonster Studios and my agents at Atlas! GLORY TO GLORPO! 👽

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

No April Fools from me because I already have a beautiful little fool

Happy #TransDayOfVisibility, one and all.

I see you, trans people. I SEE YOU. You deserve the right and the freedom to openly and authentically be who you truly are. Let none stand in your way.

That said: I will continue being able to see trans people after today, as I am built different.

The only method by which I will ever ethically engage with it again is the day it no longer directly gives money to harm done to people I care about. That day may never come. So be it.

I will not be engaging with any of the new British Wizard Boy shit, and I think you shouldn't either. Even watching it to make fun of it keeps it in circulation.

I know how much it can hurt. I was a huge fan - I think how much we all enjoyed it is WHY it hurts so badly. Give it up all the same.

Don’t get up

Plus, for anyone aspiring to do voice acting, it’s fun to play around with fandubbing games with no voice acting in them - giving additional life to characters you love is a FANTASTIC way to practice your craft!

So that leaves me with one option: book a really awesome project to gain hundreds of thousands of followers and among them will be one person who owns a bunch of red tools and wishes they were yellow.

Then swap with them and retire.

When I got into DIY I bought a DeWalt drill which locked me into their tool ecosystem. All DeWalt tools are yellow. My favourite colour is RED.

I should have bought red tools from the start. It would be way too expensive and very silly to sell all my existing tools just to make them red.

It’s time to come clean about why I want to be a voice actor and why I work so hard to build my craft. (1/3)

It is my absolute pleasure to announce that I am now represented for voiceover work in the UK by Harvey Voices! Over the moon to be there alongside some stellar talent.

Onwards and upwards!

Oh I’m imagining but they’re not peaceful

Having the insanely gritty Bernthal Punisher share the screen with whimsical Holland Spidey is one of those innately funny clashes that just takes me out. Like those old Flash cartoons where jolly game Eggman meets cartoon fascist Robotnik

A disclaimer: I am normally not a fan of self deprecating humour, but you have to concede that this was too funny to not post

With the unmatched AI power of NVIDIA DLSS 5, gaming is more stunning than ever before!

A bunny rides a roomba across a carpeted living room, sucking up a thick layer of dust as they go. A herd of dust bunnies runs in the roomba's path, except for one sneaky dust bunny that instead follows the vacuum, leaving a trail of dust in its wake

Daily bunny no.3259 watching out for dustbunnies

I am so so sorry. ❤️

Congrats! 🩷🩷🩷

Heard you weren’t being kind to yourself.

You stop that. Have a nice little treat.

I’m so sorry to hear this Ben. You stood on principle, which is always awesome (even if painful) and I hope they reconsider.

I know they say “loaf” but I’m pretty sure they’re not supposed to be this…rectangular?

Unfortunately, it seems I'm thirsty anyway. Rats!

I have to be clear: if being religious has brought your life value and you are not hurting anyone, then more power to you and I hold no ill will toward you whatsoever.

But I will never go back into such a system as the church ever again. I have been hurt too badly and it is not happening again.