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Posts by King of Spring Tarts

We should block that scruffian.

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Ooh ooh it me I am Canadian!

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Planted nine date palm seedlings and an umbrella plant rooted from a cutting of a plant a friend gave me.

I ❤️ being a plant gay.

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@sorandom.app d0.75

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@sorandom.app d-345

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We went through it a year and a half ago. It’s stressful, but manageable. Trust the realtor and lawyer and banker and you’ll be ok.

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Oh hell no.

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The West End in Vancouver, Jervis at Burnaby. Everyone had the windows open during the heat dome like four years ago. It was amazing.

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At our old place there was a couple having such loud, rambunctious sex that when the finished the entire neighbourhood broke out in to applause.

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One of each?

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Super cute.

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Tub Nan, because I like a bubble bath.

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YES. that’s the cherry on top!

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Send an outlook invite for lunch.

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Probably my favourite episode!

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Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. "I'm my own grandpa".

(I had to look that one up to get it right)

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Selfie of me, the King of Tarts, feeling sleepy

Selfie of me, the King of Tarts, feeling sleepy

Sleepy Sunday.

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I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.

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She’s built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro.

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Boooooooo noooo.

Where do you get them?

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That just raises further questions.

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We thank you for your support in these trying times.

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There are so many good ones to choose from, but this is always the first that comes to mind.

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DS9. I love it so much.

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I’ve really enjoyed getting to know you. Wish we lived a bit closer!

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Have a great trip. Canada is pretty darn great eh.

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Tonight’s fun times

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post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet (if you feel like it):

This was the day we brought her home.

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And a handful!

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