Happy birthday 🎂

Whatever handyman/mechanical genes my dad had completely bypassed me, if I’m to be relied upon to help with a wrench or screwdriver we’re all doomed.

That’s a lovely tattoo.

Best face moisturiser there is 💦😈

That picture makes me want to lick him clean, what a nice load 🤤

Yes, one of my worst kissing experiences was with this guy who practically tried pushing my tongue out the way with his, shoving it in and being none too gentle about it.

Everyone rewarded for the effort they’ve put in 😈

You’re both really cute 🔥

I remember hearing that story somewhere too, I reckon they would have loved every second of it if true.

I would love a friend to shower with me like this 🧼🥵

Gorgeous man 😍🔥

Sexy guy, would love to run my hands through his hairy chest 🥵

Love this guy, got really worked up watching this video 💦😈

You would be a tasty snack with a fresh load of cum all over too 🤤

God I’m such a moron, hadn’t realised Jake’s story was interconnected with the other two. I’m going to have to read all three again now to get the full picture.

He is absolutely gorgeous, there’s plenty of hot guys around these days but there’s just something about these ‘vintage’ guys that is a cut above.

I found a lump last year which fortunately turned out to be nothing serious but I would’ve had no idea without checking my balls, so it’s important to do it and do it regularly.

Who knew the near misses of two toilets colliding would be so riveting. This is peak internet, it’s all going to be downhill from now 😂

Sexy man🤤🥵

I do love a self lubing cock 😋

Such a good boy never sounded so hot, loved it 🔥

I hadn’t thought of that 🤣🤣

I always remember being told “eat your crust, it’ll make your hair grow curly” and I was very disappointed that no, I did not get curls.

A lovely tray on which to serve salty nuts at your next party.

Now that’s a way to say “piss off mate, I’m not interested”.

I genuinely would pick Charlie and Matt over Shane and Ilya any day.

Can’t spell stud without Stu 😁🔥

Yeah I don’t mind the ones that publish to patreon first and then the stories end up for free some time later, having some little teaser with the good shit behind a paywall would piss me off though.

My favourite too, I just have to pick a good spot to display it.