Holding out hope that one day science will discover a cure for my Comedic Klutz Syndrome.

Fire Water Burn YouTube video by Bloodhound Gang - Topic

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Cartoon image of a chef cutting Shawarma with the words“unknown pleasures” underneath

No One Lives Forever YouTube video by Oingo Boingo - Topic

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Mork n Mindy YouTube video by Sleaford Mods - Topic

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Give Up The Funk (Tear The Roof Off The Sucker) YouTube video by Parliament - Topic

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Does this skeet look infected?

I just filled up my Taco Bell food poisoning punch card (so excited!). What should I get next?

Kentucky Fried Movie

Me welcoming all my new followers:

Too right!

🤘

Here Comes Your Man YouTube video by Pixies - Topic

Saturday jam while I cook dinner
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(as poshly as possible, over the Tannoy of a fading department store in London's East End, in the early 1970's, whilst yet another worker's strike rages on)...
"penis"

💯

It's a rare moment of sibling peace. 😉

Daphne, a mostly white calico, and her sister Athena, a tortie, sleep peacefully on a tan blanket.

Happy Caturday from Daphne and Athena.

Holding out for a rival who cares enough to lure me into a dank wine cellar.

Leftover meat is stored in the gums.

Be Stiff (Booji Boy Version) YouTube video by DEVO - Topic

My joints' plan for the day:
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Show someone who absolutely rocks a hat (not Indiana Jones).

A lesser known result of climate change is that the fucks return from their winter nesting grounds several days earlier each year, on average.

This is account is proof that people will repost anything.

The Humpty Dance (Album Version Edit) YouTube video by Digital Underground - Topic

In these troubled times let's remember:
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therapist: you use humor to deflect from trauma
me: so you think I’m funny
therapist: it’s a maladaptive behavior
me: what I’m hearing is I’m funny

There is no ethanol, only O'Doul's

Never Tear Us Apart YouTube video by Paloma Faith - Topic

Another cover that I quite enjoy
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Lust For Life YouTube video by Tom Jones - Topic

A cover that makes me smile
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Farting! in the Waiting Room

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