I don't fill it with concrete but I've put some weight in this bad boy and no give at all

Sometimes there's a lone ronin who goes the extra mile . I've been using the same bag for three years based off this insane mans decision to fill it with concrete and carry it 8 miles multiple times

How do I engage with neverending zombie

Squishy?

It just applauded me on the amount of synonyms I know for big

Yes emphatically

The best thing about a sprained ankle is being massively depressed really gels well with the lack of mobility

Ladies continue to love cool James

I keep answering ads on Craigslist asking for pitchers and every time I show up it's just one guy how are we gonna play baseball with just the two of us ?

I'm simply not having a good time 🤙🏄

I need to get to the moon so I can leave my gay thoughts there

I'm the highest ranked "guy who swings a big stick in the woods" care to duel?

Hell yeah

Tom the cat was a bitch because if my cat spotted Jerry that little guy would be looking at his own intestines like it was a nam movie

*throws out my plans to make Grunting Rock kart* haha yeah 🥲

The raw power I feel on Libby when I finish a book and see one person waiting in line is better than any orgasm. I am the decider the only thing stopping you from reading this Reacher Novel is me your new god

Hooters just filed for Bankruptcy no one text I just need time to grieve

I don't do Ozempic because when I eventually get hot, ripped and sexy I want the full credit to go to the 33 tapeworms I put in the bowl of ice cream I ate last night

Electrochemistry: " grab it and rip that pen harder than any pen has been ripped before"

Little guy lacks the upper body strength to get out of my dry moat

Another day another CIA agent in the moat I've dug out front of my house

I'm constantly innovating new crying technology

I fit them in on my bike rides to work it's great you wear sunglasses and no one can tell

Crazy weather we're having today it's got me thinking so many gay thoughts

Run for mayor and fix our bike lane situation pls do it you wont

Philadelphia schools will allow trans athletes to compete, rejecting Trump executive order The Philadelphia School District has announced that it will continue to allow transgender athletes to compete on teams that align with their gender identity.

"The Philadelphia School District has announced that it will not follow an executive order from Donald Trump, and that it will instead continue to allow transgender athletes to compete on teams that align with their gender identity."

I'm glad you put me onto the books I actually read the one related to the third season so I'm hype to see how it compares directly

Dude you'd definitely pull it off