in puerto vallarta, casually posting thirst traps like I’m Jennifer Tilly.

The guy or the dick? The answer’s probably yes either way.

Have used, would use again. 😉

Just a guy and his dick. Also the dick.

Supposed to get ready for work, but thought my dick looked nice.

I’ve had a similar experience, but kinda reverse. ☺️

Noooo 😭

Have you tried unplugging your head and plugging it back in?

Finally found my community, and of course it’s you!!! 🥰🥰🥰

Man repellant.

Had an idea for a product: protein energy yoghurt tubes for men.

Also I’m calling my dick a protein tube from now on.

“Hey bro, Suck on my protein tube.”

House of villains is my favourite show, and that’s a hill I will die on!

I don’t know where else to say this, because no one in my real life is watching.

The view is amazing! Wish you were here! 😎

🙋🏼‍♂️

Ive got a follow up.

Had a buddy over, he recognized the chair from my page. 🪑

Took these for a friend, says they’re for art…
#foreskin #foreskintugging #gayuncut.

Took some great out of focus pics in bed.

Friday the 13th, wore my lucky red underwear just in case!

Fukkk 🤤

Put my phone down my pants, wanted to see my hand’s POV.

Thanks so much. Grew both myself. 😊

Took some great out of focus pics in bed.

Here for this. 😊

Got hard in the car, lighting was good!

Not yet… 😏

Last night.

Siri is so homophobic.

Overdue dick pic drop.

Deleted Scruff today.

Nothing chases a guy away better than asking em out or showing em your gross body!

If you wanna hang in Van LMK!

Spoiler alert: I’m not a muscle pig.

This is my my favourite chair.