Changing out of my social outdoor leggings to my at home leggings

Who the fuck is Benson Boone

Remember when the worst thing about our President was that he was old and his German Shepards kept biting everybody lol

Let’s go

Entering my cute era by wearing my pony tail up high and responding to every question with “eat shit and die, bitch” 🙂

I live in Georgia. Wtf is this?

Already thinking about soup

Someone lined him up and did his brows. This has to be a sim

Nuance Steve

Are we still pretending Obama makes his own Best Of annual lists. Shaboozy. Karol G.

Be serious, Barry.

A lot of y’all went with the tinsel Christmas tree vibe this year which I admire but ultimately decided against bc I don’t want to be pulling tinsel out of my dogs asshole for the next 6 months

forgot about the sunglasses on my head until they fell perfectly into place while saying "diahrrea medication" to the pharmacist

happy tummy christmas

Can’t believe they made T-Pain lipsync his auto tunes don’t they know he has the voice of an angel #thanksgivingdayparade

[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy
[friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

I need you to know that as I post something on here my eyes turn completely black

alright you first

Sarah please. We would look like one of the 3 stooges

Quite honestly surprised 2024 hasn’t resulted in me cutting my own micro bangs

[scoots wheelchair close to your IV pole] hey there good lookin 😉

Well well well, if it isn’t the rest of you ☺️

😂😂😂

I just took out my own stitches and it was fuckin rad

Isolated thunderstorms? Count me the fuck in

I’m so sorry you feel that way (I don’t)

I didn’t see the handle MY MISTAKE

A thousand likes on Bluesky already we get it Ben you’re popular istg

Hey