😂 This is absolutely on brand for these f*ckers. "Congrats on your win. Now get behind us where you belong.". 🤦

Oh hell. I'd be arrested so fast. I literally don't even own a bra bra. Only sports bras for work and when it's hot as hell. Otherwise, my girls go free. Fuck Ohio...lol.

I have no idea why drunk driving charges and penalties are so freaking low. Remember the four "Pie Ladies" (near Chatham-Kent) who were killed by a drunk driver a while back? Dude got 4 YEARS! For killing 4. Absolute insanity.

Tweet from Ken Jennings with profile picture, stating he will say "Dream blunt rotation. Now let's get back into the Jeopardy! round." after the Jeopardy! interview segment on 4/20.

But Ken Jennings did, so I'm good...lol.

Apparently my guy and I (of 26 years) with no kids aren't either.

😆 Yeah. I don't ever watch his speeches, press conferences, whatever, but I might this time.

It's probably good they've given him an hour to read 11 verses. Maybe I'll put together a drinking game.

A man in a blue suit and tie holds a closed Bible.

Oh. My. God!! 😂

Animated characters on a green field, a man in a teal shirt holds a can, and a small child in pink stands behind him.

"Yeah, this is cum". 😂

I noticed that you, wisely, didn't name names. 😂

😂

Well, my brother for one...lol. When we were kids, my Mom asked if we wanted to change our (dad's) last name to my mom's maiden. My bro decided he wanted her family middle name too. Then when we got back in touch w/ dad, he paid to have bro's original middle name added. So there are other reasons...

Oh! Is it caravan season already? I don't even have my decorations out of storage yet.

I especially like how PeePee said that Carney was "badly educated in finance".

Sure, buddy. That's why Canada came out largely unscathed during the 2008 financial crises. I can't believe he's still around...

I was someone who was so Catholic that my family WAS the choir. I was an alter server & even sang at priest's ordinations. 4 priests & a deacon did the Mass at my Gram's funeral. And I have absolutely no idea what that last sentence means. 🙃

Pong: Game that only my Grandma & Papa played when I was growing up.
Nintendo-Mario (1,2 or 3 game): games that I have (eventually) mastered but that my Gram could sit there with a smoke in her mouth while in the dark and blast her way through.
Long story short, my Gram was a video game freak...lol.

Ohhhh, how are those peanuts? We finally tried the dill pickle poutine from Harvey's. It did not suck...lol.
Have a great show.

It's 'Back to the Future' day on our Sci-fi channel here. In my Gen-X opinion, the absolute BEST trilogy of all time!

I definitely did the same, used that word. But I worked really hard to get that (and saying things were gay when I meant stupid) out of my vocabulary when I was out of highschool. I block so-called "dems" who respond to maga by calling them the r-word. I hate that people are emboldened to use it.

When I first read this post, I read "his MONEY didn't hug him" and actually, it kinda made sense...

The Blue Jays in my neighbourhood just come and squawk in the tree until I come out with peanuts. 😂 They have me so whipped.

😂 I knew this wasn't a genuine question when you asked.

😂 Same!

😂 I will never forget where Albania borders.

🤕 Ooouch! 😂

I use search engines that don't shove a.i down my throat.

These are the same people who draped themselves in garbage bags and wore pads on their ears. Nothing about this surprises me...lol.

😂 Now that is a first. What's the other topping? Did you make your own version of an orange chicken pizza or something?

Tomatoes on pizza is disgusting. To be honest, cooked tomatoes in general are disgusting.

Pineapple on pizza though is
A-Maz-Ing! ESPECIALLY with hot banana peppers. 🙃

Air Farce ROCKED!!

😂 mmm. Warm lemon water, yummy.

I'm pretty sure most people would like to see their date treat everyone with respect and kindness. Why would anyone think differently?