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Welcome back everyone to another episode of the Lockpicking Lawyer, and in today's episode, a viewer appears to have chained me to a radiator in their basement. Well that's no problem, with a little bit technique, we'll be out in no time.

remember to unclench your jaw and relax your shoulders

An apparition appears in your room, alongside a more successful looking doppelganger of yourself. Apparition: " - and THIS is what you would be!" Doppelganger: "Oh my god! Spare me these twisted visions, specter! I've learned my lesson!" (both vanish) You: Hey what the fuck

My fave

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.

There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

Korkein hallinto-oikeus piti voimassa päätöksensä Woltin ja ruokalähettien suhteesta Uutiset nopeasti ja luotettavasti.

Ruokalähetit ovat työntekijöitä ja sellaisena heitä olisi pitänyt jo kohdella ja täytyy alkaa kohtelemaan viimeistään nyt. Ei muuta kuin järjestäytymään ja neuvottelemaan työehtosopimusta! 💪

#Justice4Couriers

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Hackers Expose Age-Verification Software Powering Surveillance Web Three hacktivists tried to find a workaround to Discord’s age-verification software. Instead, they found its frontend exposed to the open internet.

Oops. Turns out Persona, Discord’s age-verification service, was secretly screening selfies against government watchlists AND accessible by the feds. It's backed by Peter Thiel.

“The state wants to see everything. The corporations want to see everything. And they've learned to work together.”

Was there with a friend, but ended up pretty lonely myself too. Was hoping to get hit by strangers, but no such luck tonight :(

benoit blanc leaning against wall with finger pointing

Unfortunately, someone has eaten ALL of the pussy. But who?

An adorable raccoon.

2-panel SMBC comic update. Two scientists are confronting each other inside a lab hued in purple. One of them says "I won't so it! It's against natural order! We shouldn't be able to manufacture human reproductive organs in vitro!" The second scientists, in a bright panel, replies with emphasis "OH, GROW SOME BALLS!"

SMBC is a comic about science, mathematics, and philosophy.

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STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

En ehkä kuitenkaan veis Yleltä rahotusta edes sen takia. Ne rahat menis vaan suoraan johonkin rikkaiden hyödyntämiseen, ja on kuitenkin nettopositiivista että meillä on valtion rahottama media olemassa ylipäänsä. Ylen toimintatapaan pitäisi puuttua jollain muulla tavalla.

No niimpä oli

i only care about one thing and it's Blessed Bone Statuette (Fox)

Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

The man who designed all dishwashers (a racist):
"I will make the holes on the silverware rack small enough so people THINK they can put chopsticks in it, but large enough that they fall through 10% of the time."

VOICE ON THE RADIO: Trump says the economy is good
ME: Wow. Guess the economy’s good
VOICE ON THE RADIO: Gavin Newsom says trans kids are a menace
ME: Wow. They do seem pretty menacing when you think about it
VOICE ON THE RADIO: 🎵Call me Mr. Flintstone🎵
ME: Wow. I bet he can make my bed rock

How is it dead?

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers.

Meet the Valais Blacknose sheep of the Swiss Alps

may 2026 grant you the freedom and energy to see something pointless happening online and say "girl idc"

Li Andersson selitti Instagramissa tämän kokoomusharhan lähteen.

"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.

Toronto’s third base coach sending there may seem funny, but what if I told you an anvil fell on his head just before the play and three yellow birds were flying in circles around the big bump during the play? Not so funny now is it

Lenin mogging

Friday