drawing of a gay bear (like a furry bear) in a backwards cap with a gay earring wearing a ribbed tanktop that is riding up his belly, both fingers in his waistband. it is gay.

you know

just start lifting household objects

the business of course

which famously we don’t have

sick. i havent been compelled in months but this one got me close to spending twenty to thirty dollar

exploding myself

and i did NOT recognize them and then suddenly remembered that they wore kpop merch in 2011 english class i was really in danger

is this worth one of my 2-5 yearly theatre trips

i got recognized by someone i had like two classes with in high school a few weeks ago while masked and in a hat i wanted to die!

nothing in this world to smile about

many people i am close to and love are darkmode users and because they love me too they bear the burden of being flashbanged by my stark white #screenshots

does anyone know

the only way genuinely good people will become politicians is if there is some mass movement of good people to overtake the political system hm i wonder what that is called

the hardest part of being into dilfs is the inevitable encountering of their madonna worship

andrii will feel my wrath though he tried to convince me the beep was from dust in the atmosphere. he said your place is dusty. it is not! and in all honesty i only struggled with the battery because i did not have appropriate leverage standing on my relatively low-to-the-ground-arm-chair

out-mascd the chainsmoking maintenance guy in my building who came to replace my smoke detector batteries but they kept beeping (he put them in the wrong way) and was subsequently emasculated because i had to call him again as i couldnt get the second detector’s battery out due to my #fingers

thankfully i dont think barley or corn tea are exxxotic enough for the $100 vintage sweater people. i think ube is already a lost cause

my money is on 미수가루 (korean toasted multigrain drink) being the next victim

no longer young enough to be offered a hotel for the night, unfortunately.

many years into living alone a truly powerful litmus test for something i’ve yet to exactly identify but it is important to me is the willingness for a gay person to say that they can host all the time because truly, i do not want these men in my home. let’s go to the woods like adults.

all my socks are getting holes in the heels and ankles at the same time in an elaborate coordinated attack against my short term financial position

sitting in silence for an hour after having a zoom meeting is balancing the equation

a downside of continuing to mask is that i cannot fag flag my septum piercing and i am too keloid-prone to reasonably get a gay ear piercing about it. i have enough outdoor gay sex to adopt a hankie code look but it feels terribly gauche to, say, buy a new handkerchief in lieu of a found k’chief.

text message from a friend that reads “Oh shit you’re not supposed to wash your hair on Chinese new year but what about people with ass hair”

happy chinese new year 🐎

and/or start your Nipple Enlargement journey

alternatively, massive 0 gauge pendulous barbell bellybutton piercing for something refreshing in the gay bodymod circuit

my mind automatically perceived nipple piercings that weren’t actually there what does this mean about all of this

once again i have ordered and eaten a chocolate based cookie that leaves me feeling like a cigarette butt in a city-maintained mostly-petunia median planter

for legal reasons i am kidding and miserable in a way that works for me

instead here i am, farming tomes. but queer joy is resistance after all.