I have 42.3K followers and follow 42.5K accounts. Here’s how I think the Pope should respond to JD Vance:

Pardon me sir but could you spare a peptide??

This is what we’re calling sex tourists now?

Come on Wolves, you can at least be relegated like grown ups

This is very welcome news!

Was the NATO official’s name John Barron?

Rep. Ogre

JD Vance please come out as a Man City supporter

Block me??? Block you!!!

Deeply unhappy that I have to cheer for Chelsea today but that’s life I guess

Declan Rice has still won more trophies with West Ham (1) than Arsenal (0)

Decided to never watch or care about sports again

Been letting hate into my heart lately…gotta say it feels pretty good

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN

The planet Earth being flipped off

the Artemis II crew just posted a new photo. what the fuck

No wait it’s definitely Waco

Amarillo TX baby!

I ate so many over the course of a few months that my doctor told me that was what started my gout attacks

People don’t wanna put two and two together with what he did to usaid and him putting up those maps of global birthrates and saying white people are being replaced

Posting feverishly to help get Bluesky’s metrics up

The seven year old next door just told me my yard “looks like shit”

I read it a while back and one of the things that stuck with me most was how the poor would spend the little extra money they had on tea, sugar and newspapers. We all want something comforting / enjoyable!

I wish I loved anything as much as Texas Democrats love asking me for money

Shout out to all the trans people I haven’t met yet but will someday

He said moby sounded like a dick

Just explained the moby vs ray davies thing to my dad so now I can start my day

Does Aaron Rupar repost anyone with under 10k followers?