June is giving you expert stink eye.

🪏 I’ll start shoveling

Open wide for Chunky!

That poorly written headline makes it sound like Senator Duckworth lost her legs in a MAGA backlash. 🙄

😳

The ice cold bats aren’t helping either.

He meant temperature hot, right? Like maybe he had a thermometer with him. 🤮

Honey, he doesn’t look well in any pic, but we all know that.

I did not, but I do now. 😉. Good one!

What 4 things do not go together?

in my opinion, when you’ve lost your Waffle House privileges, your campaign pretty much sucks.

Truly a brilliant legal scholar. 👨‍⚖️

It seems pathological liars and morons don’t get embarrassed.

I’m flying this week. I’m not showing my ID to this corrupt canned ham or his henchmen.

Does that make him a brother husband?

Just missed being cast as one of the Three Stooges.

Your boyfriends are so groovy. ✌️☮️🌺

Let’s keep it that way. ⛽️

Even when you look in a mirror?

Sounds like good trouble to me.

✔️✔️✔️ all 3

🖕🏼that guy

I already donated, so I’ll just say 🎂 Happy Birthday to you, Flavor Flav! 🍾

And 💩💩 his 👖

Shitty pants? 👌🏼👍🏼
Shitty shoes? T gets you new ones. Doubt he paid for them.

For Gail’s sake, I hope the D doesn’t stand for diarrhea.

Is Wee a he or a she???

My friend has a Tripawd golden retriever mix. Our mutual friend always says Henry really knows how to work a room.

Won’t be in a pride parade anytime soon.