Don’t worry the economy is fine and there’s no reason for people to feel like it isn’t

i'm teaming up with kalshi to pick up a car battery, angle it so that one of its corners is pointed at the ground, and drop it directly on my toenail

Non-Drivers Are People, Too On the psychology of motordom and its consequences

In which I think about the question of what should happen to aging motorists who kill people while driving? How fair is it for them to face no consequence? How fair is it to punish an individual for an outcome society has preordained?

I'm in my Caesar salad era

Arby's has the wildest valentines deal. Roast beef sandwich, a medium jamocha shake, and a single bullet for $7

the people who get mad about chappell roan just don't understand autistic femme rizz

People on the SNL subreddit are so miserable

The fact that I get to ride Honolulu skyline from the airport and the Seattle Link floating bridge extension this spring is giving me life

Wasn't expecting this one on my feed, but comforting to learn that the dishwasher guy has good political principles!!!

Hannah einbinder posting like she's not a celebrity is socfunny

secondary to the terrible content, gavin could be using his celebrity and influence to promote and elevate left wing media voices who are desperate for any kind of boost in visibility but instead hes doing whatever the fuck this is

They’re calling it the most divorced anyone has ever been

Dropkick Murphys' Unveil Anti-ICE Song: "Too Scared to Join the Military, Too Dumb to Be a Cop" Dropkick Murphys are releasing an anti-I.C.E. song, "Citizen I.C.E.," as part of their tour-only split LP with Haywire. Learn more.

Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E."

The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop."
consequence.net/2026/01/drop...

this is really inspiring

I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination

the homepage of homestarrunner.com..homestar is in heaven with a halo

in case you were wondering how things were going on the other site

I want to ban marriage as an institution. Ceremonies should be allowed but there should be no benefits over other relationships and living styles for monogamous couples over everyone else

Ideally this would happen in socialism where private property isn’t a thing so that doesn’t matter either

Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???

We did it for you Dick Cheney

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez hugs Hasan Piker at the Zohran Mamdani victory party

"The amount of anxiety that has been lifted off my shoulders. It felt like Feb 2020 in Nevada. But you know this better than anyone else, the job is only beginning"

"Oh yeah, this is step one."

orange cat in the leather chair

this is a man

I'm sorry to break this to you Zoomers but based on my interactions with you, you're just Long Millenials

one thing that is true for everyone reading this: unless something changes dramatically the number of people who agree with you on what basic facts constitute "reality" will shrink every year for the rest of your life

Moved into a new apartment and there's a penny in front of every window. Does anyone know what this could mean?

Just popped a tart for the first time and "WOW!" 🤯 The toaster really is one of God's greatest goodies

I think the majority of the population is craving more authentic, hand-curated experiences but unfortunately a very vocal minority loves using chatgpt as their therapist

I literally feel Catholic guilt about using data on my own phone plan instead of wifi

the democratic party establishment pushing andrew cuomo over zohran mamdani is proof that they don’t really want to appeal to young men at all. they want to ostracize his coalition the same way they osteacized the bernie sanders coalition