It's an improvement from spilling water and looking like I peed myself, at least 😆 #progress

Haven't seen you on here in weeks! Love the "?words" 😆

🚨WRITER BEWARE🚨

I've just gotten an email from a new "self-publishing platform" called Written (written.app), which is making suspiciously extravagant promises about the benefits they offer to authors.

After further research, this is just "upload your book with us and make it an NFT :)"
🧵

Needed a quick cup of ☕ this morning, so I threw out an old pod, put mine in&fired up the keirug. Imagine my embarrassment when the new, very sweet doctor came around the corner&informed me he'd just put a fresh pod in...which I'd thrown out.🙈Left him one of mine&got outta there asap! 😅

I did all my housework, so I get a lil' treat. 😊

Is there an option to disregard it all together and just teleport for occasional visits?🤔😆

Oh, I've never heard of that one, but anything marshmallow is usually. 👌🏻

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Oooo, the cherry blossom one smells so good! I just got Loyal to You yesterday and it's surprisingly delicious! It's a kind of citrusy marshmallow smell. 🥰

You could still share it! 🥰

#scentoftheday

It's-16c and the furnace at work has been broken for 3 days, so I'm working in fuzzy socks, Ugg boots, a Norwegian sweater, and a toque. Sitting in front of the heater and still have perma nip-ons.🥶

The mum was right there, pushing the pram with her other baby.

It was so cute.🥹I felt like the chosen one.😆

I was walking to pick my kid up from school when this 3 year old stops right in front of me, looks up, and says hi. She then demanded I hold her hand to go pick her sister up, so of course I did! 😆❤️

Current read #booksky

That's bonkers.🫠😆

Books are getting weird. Last one I read described the 5'4" protagonist as the tiniest, babiest bean. Next one described this couple as mature, older, with silver at their temples. I was picturing late 40s-early 50s. They were 28?! Makes you wonder who's writing these. 😅

Current read. The last two books I read weren't great, so I'm not posting them. This one sounds promising though. 😊

Yeah, that's very true! It was just super weird how she singled us out. Plus, we play there everyday, so why is it a problem TODAY?

Finally! 🙌🏻

No 😭I panicked and was like OKAY, BYE. I wish I'd asked who she was and said "I didn't realize you were talking to me because you said 'girls' and I'm her parent."

She proceeded to condescendingly lecture me on how unsafe it is to play on the hill in the YARD because there are busses in the parking lot.
1) It's a snow day. The busses were canceled. There were no busses.
2) Everyone plays on the snow hill every day. (2/3)

My winter workout is pulling my kid to school on their sled and then shoveling the driveway. 💪🏻

Aww. Bummer! Thankfully one of the other people volunteered to work from home, so I get the day off! 🙌🏻There were 5 kids on the schoolyard when I dropped my kiddo off.😆

a close up of a dog with its eyes closed and a smile on its face ALT: a close up of a dog with its eyes closed and a smile on its face

Oh nooo! Work got canceled because of the snowstorm, so I have to stay home and read 😪

Oh, awesome! I'd love more Indigenous recs!

Today is my birthday.

If you felt like giving me a gift, you might make a donation to this local-to-me library, volunteer run.

Or any other group out there working to counter book bans!

cdjlibrary.org/donate-cdjl

Happy birthday! 🥳

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