I’m so excited for what comes next.

[Twitching] Daddy needs his Artemis fix.

Those Artemis II astronauts are missing the opportunity of a lifetime if they aren’t up there blasting Pink Floyd’s ‘The Wall’!!!

Remember to leave carrots for the giant rabbit entering your house tonight, otherwise they won’t hide their chocolate chicken eggs while you sleep in absolute terror.

Uploading 247 daily vacation pics on Facebook should only be allowed if you’re on Artemis II.

I hope NASA hasn’t packed a Ouija board on Artemis II. You do NOT want to use that shit near the dark side of the Moon.

Exciting news: we’ll soon have the first toilet in deep space.

Hehe. It certainly looks and feels like an absolute nightmare… being lost in an endless maze of ugly 80s-looking office corridors. I’m crossing my fingers that it’s good!

Backrooms | Official Trailer HD | A24 YouTube video by A24

I’ve been following Kane Parson’s brilliant liminal horror videos on Youtube for 4+ years, hoping he’d be the next David Lynch.

The trailer for A24’s ‘Backrooms’ came out today, and it looks very very promising!

#backrooms
youtu.be/0HjdiohVOik?si

A picture of a wok with a ‘Craft Wok’ label on it .

A picture of 4 mannequins in red dress shirts, grey pants, depicting the members of german synth band ‘Kraftkwerk’.

Left: Craft Wok
Right: Kraftwerk

Kurtz-pop.

I’ve been cautious of A.I. since the 90s when the tamagotchi overlords started replacing our pets and/or human babies.

I came up with this sequel idea a few years ago (I’m still waiting for Goldblum to return my calls).

I still have a stack of 25 year old blank CD-RWs just in case I decide to burn a CD in 2037.

Feb 22nd 2026 - 8am to 11am EST
(A good time to pull a heist in Canada)

Would love to watch footage of David Attenborough’s life narrated by a parrot.

If you want to sound more distinguished at parties refer to the bobsleigh as a ‘robertsleigh’.

Exactly, and drawing a sentient tooth is just SO cruel. Was it trapped in someone’s mouth, mashing food for decades before it was liberated? I cant imagine a more hellish existence.

A cartoon of a tooth smiling and doing a thumbs up. It has teeth.

This tooth has TEETH.

Do they have teeth as well?

#ToothHorror #InfiniteTeeth

Crackling fireplace: relaxing
Cackling fireplace: terrifying

I’d play Brian Eno’s ‘Music for Airports’ to add an ethereal vibe that’s been missing in american football.

When I die I want someone to throw my coffin down an Olympic bobsled/luge course (it looks like fun).

I’d be glad to see a biathlon athlete shoot down one of those creepy Olympic drones.

Humans didn’t have enough cave walls so we invented books and bookshelves.

A behind the scene picture of Jonathan Frakes and Alice Krige . She is playing the Borg queen. They are both smiling. She has no body under her torso. A freaky robotic spine is visible.

Ladies: find yourself a special someone who loves you at your worst (when your robot spine is out in the open).

#TNG #StarTrek #BorgQueen

The reason Carney’s speech resonated with so many people is because a world leader finally put into (certain) words that you can’t reason with a man who posts A.I. videos of himself dropping fecal matter on his population.

People in 2056 watching 2026 videos:
“Look at them, living life in the moment without any quantum holographic interfaces.”

A still from Eiffel 65’s music video ‘Blue’ featuring a godawful blue CGI creature. The two DJs are in the background I think.

Happy Blue Monday to all those who celebrate!!!!!! 🎉 🎊 🎈

#BlueMonday

I wonder if the Micro Machines Guy ever did audiobooks?

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