Woah hey watch it

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

An image of the interior tag of a set of bedsheets, which reads “top or bottom”

Hell yeah, vers bedsheets

An image of the interior tag of a set of bedsheets, which reads “top or bottom”

Hell yeah, vers bedsheets

Free speech is more than me being allowed to say what I want. Everyone also has to like it and tell me I'm a smart and handsome boy

alright everyone if we just put the canaries in the death machine then the coal mine will be safe by default

Hehehe 🥰

Rare Tucson W

Pages of the NY Post from 2007 featuring Ava Cordero under the headlines "GENDER BENDER SHOCKER" and "S(HE) HAS A HISTORY"

So yesterday I learned about Ava Cordero, a transgender woman who, in 2007, sued Jeffrey Epstein alleging he sexually abused her when she was 16. Her lawsuit was filed in 2007 while Epstein was negotiating a plea deal in Florida for abusing other girls, but her claims were mocked and dismissed

Lmao that’s just what my psyche needed this morning

A pinback button. It shows the transgender “trine” combining three sex symbols, with a “peace sign” in the middle. Around the edge it reads, “Money for hormones, not war.”

1. Alert, and please share widely. A lawyer at the ACLU has asked me to inform my transgender readers that they should NOT be applying for passports right now - the state department has not issued guidance to comply with the court order and they are urgently trying to get them to do so.
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wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?

guard: [looking away] fine

wife: did something happen?

guard: [tearing up] no

wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

Been getting back into hanging out with friends irl. Highly recommend

Woah, watch it, bot! That’s my wife!!

Hard work today!!

i’ve finished my first fully fleshed out #digitalart !! i’m trying not to be too harsh on myself bc i look at it and see a million things to fix lol

If that annoys anyone, meet me in the parking lot behind the Wendy’s 😤😡

Third annual Mira bellwether buy a trans woman a pizza day (or other food of her choice) Monday march 31st. Honor Mira bellwether’s birthday. treat a trans woman. Ask what she’d like. Order or send cash. Celebrate! Plz share and tell yr friends

It’s that time again; 3rd annual Mira Bellwether Buy A Trans Woman A Pizza Day is Monday, March 31st.

Peeing in the ladies bathroom at a Catholic Church.. is this a sin?

❤️ no

🔁 yes

Wish my amazing wife @bunis.bsky.social good luck at her job interview today!

Absolute cutie pie!!!

Bro my boss had to call out and I’m gonna be the only one running the store today.. during one of our busiest days of the year.. pray for me, lol

damn that’s crazy because MY WIFE is also so pretty and smart and talented! What a coincidence!!

Let’s see what reactions my new DIY hat patch gets at work today 😈

OKAYOKAYOKAY today I break out of this depression and start being brave. Start being hopeful. I’ve been so depressed in the past week, but that changes today. I’m not giving up, I’m not losing hope. We will survive this.

Anyway just deleted twitter lol

I’m here now. Hello new world

J*hova’s W*tness is trying to save my soul at school lmao