Rexton & Dexton.

One in the pink.

First one from today.

We’re going out again tomorrow, so I’ll bring you along with us and capture some photos during the ride.

Brought back wonderful memories when we first did all this in Sheffield, so it’s gonna take some beating, but there’s so much to explore nearby.

What an amazing day! We collected our bikes this afternoon and rode them home, riding through parks and amenities along the route. Before we knew it, four hours had gone by. I truly appreciate our new neighbourhood.

It’s hard work, Neil. I’m fighting hard to not turf and slab the lot. We had turf at the old place and it was so much easier.

Haha! It pains to mow it after it’s first grown. It never looks the same.

I know! And after 30 days they say it should be lush.

My grass is growing. The guidelines said 14 days before seeing results and that’s exactly how long it was.

Me too Sistaaaa!

The Human League - Love Action (I Believe In Love) (Official Music Video) YouTube video by TheHumanLeagueVEVO

“This is Phil talking, I wanna tell you…” The Human League. This certainly gets my hips gyrating in a Love Action. youtu.be/1M8a8ox_QeM?...

My sense of achievement these days is not looking at my phone for a full hour.

Howard Jones - New Song YouTube video by Howard Jones

Picture stepping into the studio and emerging with New Song created entirely by yourself—handling all the instruments, vocals, mixing, and editing without any digital assistance. Quite an impressive achievement, Howard Jones. youtu.be/9fjg7N_mGaU?...

Partridge I Dont Know GIF Alt: Partridge for 007

No one seems particularly bothered about the upcoming James Bond film; what we're really interested in is who will be taking on the role.

Discovering that the Emperor Penguin is endangered, coupled with the news that Penguin biscuits can no longer be labeled as chocolate, is heartbreaking.

Justin Bieber at Coachella with a laptop and mic is pretty cool, to be honest. It’s not 1990 anymore.

Going to the cinema on Friday to see Shakira on the big IMAX screen. Oh, not Shakira, I mean Akira. It’s Akira. Going to see Akira on the big screen.

I watched all the Tom Holland Spider-Man films this weekend and absolutely bloomin’ loved them. Last one made me cry.

Madonna - Live To Tell (Official Video) YouTube video by Madonna

Just over 40 years old, At Close Range, featuring a young Sean Penn and Christopher Walken. The best. youtu.be/IzAO9A9GjgI?...

I predict a lot more protesters this year.

Remember when Mark & Lard were on Radio 1 with their bigity bigoty bong? Good times.
“Happiness”
“What?! A penis?”
“Happiness, coming and going”
“What?! A penis, coming and growing?”
“He’s a Lucky Man, Richard Ashcroft.”

Bet they stink.

That is a very good point.

Hot summers are fucking shite. Gimme springtime where the sun makes a guest appearance, with a sprinkle of rain.

I bought a handlebike bag for the front instead.

Mate, you’re asking the wrong person. Gore is my forte.

Chose against buying a safety helmet for our bikes, so the assistant asked if we wanna see some pictures of other people who decided same.

elmo from sesame street is looking at the camera with his mouth open . Alt: Elmo in disbelief

So now he’s using Epstein to deflect from Iran?

What do they put in those tablets? Proper “Hey, Stu! Your rents due, motherfucker!” Coming to America sounding farts.