Ashamed of nothing, offended by everything is such an unfortunate personality type.

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If you shave off your eyebrows people stop bothering you at work.

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If the government says it's bad I'm doing it.

If I had to choose between dying or having wet socks, I'm choosing wet socks, but there would be a pause.

I find myself naturally drawn to depressed people. They just seem to be smarter.

Air fryers are the vapes of cooking.

I've started calling everyone "Brother", like Hulk Hogan, or Jesus Christ.

"She's crazy!"

Why? What did you do to her?

Online is bullshit. Go out and get drunk and talk to a stranger.

Fit people enjoy the fact that ozempic has horrific side effects a little TOO much.

Food is so embarrassing. Like, I need to put this bow-tie pasta inside my body or I'll die.

It must be hard for people just learning now they can't trust any of our institutions.

Some people are calling Trump's war a disaster, but I've hardly seen anyone talking about the Epstein files now.

The great thing about everyone being really terrified right now is that none of this needed to happen.

Why can't we get a regime change in Israel?

Asking for the world.

The internet is wild because you can say something like "killing children is wrong" and then someone will call you racist.

The Oscars speeches this year are going to be incredible.

If you want more real art, BUY IT.

One way to treat your social media addiction is every time you feel like looking at your phone, have a cigarette instead.

We are currently getting a glimpse behind the curtain at the mechanisms of power that actually control the world, while simultaneously witnessing how weak, ineffectual and compromised our elected officials on all sides truly are.

And I am so fucking here for it.

Only criminals wear the hood part of hoodies.

It's not Left vs Right.

It's Souls vs No Souls.

Making my own playlist. I deserve love.

Americans are like "We need our guns so the government can't control us" and then they let the government control them.

It sucks how we all have to do our regular jobs plus the FBI's job too.

Wild how the FBI used to warn us not to pirate movies while they allowed rich people to be pedophile cannibals.

I've started putting my pants on two legs at a time.

Just increased my efficiency by 50%