Your periodic reminder that JD Vance is the disciple & tool of billionaire religious extremist Peter Thiel & should not be allowed to run a hamburger stand let alone anything else

I bring a certain "deadlines are something you just made up, this is all fake" vibe to the workplace that people don't really appreciate

That makes so much sense to me 😊

And you’ve reminded me that after I read the books, there’s the show to watch!

I have no explanation for my delay in reading Murderbot, but I’m into the second book now and I expect that soon I will have devoured all of them ❤️

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Oh, that sounds interesting! It seems like I’d enjoy a lot of the books in that Exploded Views series

What’s everyone reading? I’m about to start the third book of the Final Architecture trilogy by Adrian Tchaikovsky

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oui âllo, I am ‘ow you say “seek of thees shit”?

I don’t care how much this inconveniences me in the future:

I hereby vow that I will never travel through an airport with Trump’s name on it

My gen x ass just learned the word “lowkenuinely,” and died

We’ve lost the slang war, chat

Awww, so cute 🥹

I agree, but I wonder if people who do this are trying to get ahead of being yelled at by people who like the thing, which also happens a lot 😭

Today my ADHD brain tells me that instead of reading, my options are:

a) flibbertigibbet
b) will-o'-the-wisp
c) clown
d) all of the above (a problem like Maria)

One thing I can guarantee in this life is that if my cat meows at me I WILL meow back, doing my best to imitate the sound they just made

It’s called “language study” and it’s crucial to building a healthy brain

Elon Musk: “Whoever said ‘money can’t buy happiness’ really knew what they were talking about” (sadface emoji)

You have to spend the money, to buy the happiness. Try purchasing an end to world hunger and then see how you feel

Do you mean to tell me I’m supposed to remember names of classes I took in college??

Listen, there was sociology, okay? French conversation. Fiction workshop. Life drawing. That logic class I aced without actually attending more than 10% of classes. Some bullshit section of “biology for poets”

I feel like simply not watching Melania is not enough. I want to somehow unmake it with the intensity of my not-watching

If you’d be interested in very weird science fiction that’s kind of also cosmic horror, please do yourself the favor of reading There Is No Antimemetics Division, by qntm. There’s nothing exactly like it, but I believe it would be great for fans of The Library at Mount Char and/or Annihilation

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Rise up, Environmental Insurrectionists

Citizens of the United States are not known for our knowledge of countries outside our own (😭), but I’m sure that MOST of us are aware that Greenland and Iceland are two different countries. Thank you for your attention to this matter

For anyone who wants an insult to use, for no particular person of course, I’m currently promoting “shambling sack of sewage”

what the fuck is this insane fucking syphilitic dipshit's obsession with greenland

It’s weird, but I don’t feel odd about anyone else flipping people off; I just have a (hopefully temporary) aversion to doing it at the moment. Boggled by my own mind, I am

a little girl in a red jacket is laying on a brick sidewalk covered in leaves Alt: Child on the ground throwing an epic tantrum

Having seen the 🍊🤡 giving that guy the finger, I don’t think I can enjoy using that gesture anymore

THAT GUY RUINS EVERYTHING

In Minneapolis this afternoon—

Hundreds are streaming across the snow and ice into Powderhorn Park for a rally and march demanding ICE leave Minnesota.

It is bitterly cold. There are hardcore Midwesterners out here making their way in with trekking poles.

Nerds would never. These are the guys who wanted to be jocks, but didn’t make the team

Lately I’ve been learning way too much about myself, and this needs to stop 😅

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This timeline is no good, but I just finished reading a very engaging science fiction trilogy: Semiosis, Interference, and Usurpation, by Sue Burke. It starts with a group of humans trying to establish a colony on a planet that already has intelligent life in a form they don’t recognize. 5⭐️!

Waking up early to list out new ways to dissociate for a new year

I guess I’m just going to
lose my mind every time I hear about politics from now on. What an exciting thing to get to navigate around in my daily life

hear me out what if we took a breather before starting another year. we literally just finished one, and now you wanna jump straight into another