Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia—
AOC: Wah wah wah.
We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no.
What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.
love suffering through Royals baseball
Royals hitting coach is a fucking terrorist man
need him carnally
Nah I actually don’t want the royals to score runs. wouldn’t feel right
It's amazing how behind in the times evangelicals are
We need to make the hats gayer
Congratulations to Bobby Witt Jr on coming out as bisexual
Just when I think im out…Bi Royals draw me back in
It was a poor life choice to let the kansas city royals hold sway over my mental state
BISEXUAL ROYALS 🚨 BISEXUAL ROYALS
I need a shock collar to punish me for looking at the MLB standings this early. There’s insufficient data to infer anything you stupid bitch
Perfect encapsulation of the parties on queer people
Dems are performative, they talk the talk but its mostly just calculated messaging
GOP just hates queer folks. They smile as they tell you to go to hell
“Uruguay did what most nations still call impossible: it built a power grid that runs almost entirely on renewables—at half the cost of fossil fuels. The physicist who led that transformation says the same playbook could work anywhere—if governments have the courage to change the rules.”
Royals…please…one run
Amazing things are happening at CPAC
“Yer a wizard Harry”
“On god? No cap?”
Love that part of washing the dishes when you jerk off the silverware
Chicago White Sox eliminated from playoff contention
Happy Opening Day
Like fine I have Netflix Ill put it on in the background but Im gonna play slay the spire so im only watching Jung Hoo Lee at bats
Is it really Opening Day if its just ESPN sucking off the Yankees again
“It’s Opening Day!” we all exclaim for the next three days, stretching the definition of time until the earth folds in on itself and starts anew.
oh fuck
omg its her
when will we finally acknowledge the Gay of Hormuz
its 24/7 bitching with this guy. shut up bro
