Can’t tell you the joy Im getting from watching new Phineas and Ferb episodes in 2025

Xfinity repair tech guy is really hot 🙏🏻

Tore thru szn one of yellowjackets in like 3 days

Okay started Yellowjackets and I neeeeed Sarah Desjardins to play Aloy in the Horizon movie 🥲

Sometimes I think life is bad and then I remember I get to live in a world where Sarah Michelle Gellar says f*g in a movie and I’m at peace again

I’m not a good person but I don’t deserve to be subjected to amateur stand up comedy

Fuck that Kasey Musgraves bitch for shit-talking a wake-and-bake

*takes a long drag* I’ve seen some shit, man

Gag well my cards say copyright 95-98 so I assumed lmao

Well now I’m high and reminiscing looking at my pokemon cards 🥺

Wow lots of my pokemon cards turn 30 this year

According to Google, I’m a v close height and weight to Little Mac

A teacher could never convince me that I need to purchase a textbook for a math class. It’s math…. It’s universal, it’s all online for free.

A queer person hasn’t done well on Traitors since Andie szn 1 🫠😭

Finally watched Burlesque for the first time and it has a VERY similar to Coyote Ugly

Happy Traitors day for all who celebrate

Perla as Mary-Kate Olson had me cackling 😭

I just find it suspicious that Luigi Mangione sounds a lot like Luigi’s Mansion ijs

It’s Poppy’s birthday

Ur so gay (Katy’s version)

Friend reminded me of when I was 19 and the cops showed up at my apt bc someone had reported that a child was driving my car (it was me)

Yo fr FUCK outer space. Like, we aren’t to be there

You’re so real for that

Okay I’ll bite
2019 —> 2024

My Instagram feed has become nothing but the most insane cat videos I’ve ever seen and I couldn’t be happier

Terrifying when I see people around my age who look so much older than me

Thinking abt my baby drag days today

Glad Bluesky still hides likes bc I wanna be a demure thot.

And ur right to say it

okay actually tho this extension is IT