Proceed Madam. You interest us strangely….

a rooster wearing sunglasses and a chain around its neck is on a treadmill ALT: a rooster wearing sunglasses and a chain around its neck is on a treadmill

#AI joy
q: I marinated chicken. How long should it sit in masala.
AI: you have a rare Amazonian disease.
Me: I want time for yogurt marination
ai: sorry, I can’t allow you to write a novel showing a death, even if it is a chicken

If these are our overlords, we are going to have one hell of a time.

And an old trick to avert this… use tktk to flag such potential landmines

Because, to quote The Godfather, every time you think you’re out, they pull you back in

It’s tradition

Thanks for the ear worm!

Gul, J, concurring

The air crews are in similar lines

Miami to Tysons.
Do not recommend.

Your Honor,
I had once assumed that acquaintance, if not affection, might at least secure against judicial treachery of the more flamboyant variety. I was mistaken. As poets and smugglers have long known. Or, to put it with greater economy, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal. #appellatesky

I had imagined acquaintance might purchase at least a modest stay against treachery. Evidently not. Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.

If it helps, my late boss, Chief Judge Martin left the Court briefly.
He told his clerks he frequently found himself cursing his past self for treachery against his present self

I’m sure they still want helicopters pilots…

Smoke signals?

America.
And it was within my professional memory that stores and companies would withdraw anything Muslim related following the invariable protests, so I am particularly grateful. 🇺🇸

Costco man?

International law is neither international nor a law.

The Holy Roman Empire would understand

A friend worked to the bone on a work project.
Had to get up early to take children to their employment.
Planned an extrication and drove them early morning to enable rest.
Left a card on glasses so friend wouldn’t be blindsided by waking up in empty house

At this point, Congress’s power to declare war is the placard on a Smithsonian Exhibit.
It retired.
Around the Truman administration.

Kudos for the reference cc @itsjustbeej.bsky.social

I knew the Germans had Big Bertha in WWI.

Just surprised the Russians with their fondness for artillery, didn’t make a massive train that was one big gun

Let me know when it’s filed!

Facial recognition error prompts police to arrest Asian man for burglary 100 miles away Exclusive: Alvi Choudhury claiming damages against Thames Valley police after biased technology confused him with man looking ‘10 years younger’

“Police arrested a man for a burglary in a city he had never visited after face scanning software deployed across the UK confused him with another person of south Asian heritage.”

Get lasik in one.
I’ve considered it, though not for monocle wearing reasons

Objection.
Vague and ambiguous

There’s assault trains Peter?

Wishing everyone who celebrates #RamadanMubarak

Made some light lamps for Ramadan ✨️ #b3d

I concur in the whole.
Algorithms have been feeding me mini videos of people getting into new cars that cost more than my house, and I would rather… not

U.S. Dealers In Full Panic Mode After Canada Green-Lights Chinese Cars NADA CEO on Chinese cars coming to America: "It’s bad for our industry, it’s bad for our country, it’s bad for consumers."

www.thedrive.com/news/u-s-dea.... I saw countless Chinese EVs in Pakistan last time I was there.
They’re… good.