RIP matt graver, your idiotic plans could have only ended in this

SICARIO 3! SICARIO 3!

It’s kinda like Ancient Aliens or similar stuff that would air on the History Channel. If there was actually some sort of crazy discovery, it would be front page news, not something tucked away in a piece of fiction

Plainly what Arsenal deserve for a season of terrorist football

Other than the fact that they put on matches across the country every week, @mls.bsky.social is basically a zombie professional sports league. It’s really bizarre.

“Right to exist” has curdled into (and maybe always was) a justification for committing horrors.

But, it’s not hard to understand why it came to be if you care to think about the history of Jews and the establishment of Israel for like 15 seconds. C’mon now.

it is so delightful that the most successful American coach in European football is a guy from Jersey named Pellegrino Matarazzo

Exactly one year ago today:

Until we know more about what’s happening with Choupo, we’re just going to have to read into comments from Bradley about the ST position

That’s So Metro: Clippers Edition

HELL YEAH

Adri is so good dawg

I mean, won narrowly with like 30% in a large field.

It’s the fact that she will probably romp tomorrow that is the signal

Saw this before Project Hail Mary in 70mm IMAX. Pretty sick.

A sicko meme with a Lamar Hunt Trophy for the face

Starting keeper shown a red in the 21st minute? Magic of the cup baby!

My statement after the vote on Joint Resolutions of Disapproval.

Always want to be hesitant because you never know if that level is truly his ceiling. Davies had the off-the-charts athleticism to go along with the talent, but players like Adri don’t come around often. He’s very fun to watch

Feel like humans should have evolved past seasonal allergies by now

Julian Hall out here ending careers

I love Darth Maul, he just so badly wants to be a mentor

Part of Andy’s success is that (1) people liked Andy for Andy, in addition to the reform message, and (2) because he was not a part of the typical intra-party squabbles, it was less easy to dismiss as ideological/factional

The latter before the former imo

The DC mayoral is fascinating to me because you have a lot of DC-area policy commentators and pundits who are probably pretty YIMBY but the rank-and-file voters in DC are probably naturally YIMBY-skeptical

Desperately close to the Shai Hulud Trump TikTok

Sam Alito will be appointed antipope, to assume office upon confirmation of his SCOTUS successor. Long Beach Island, NJ, will be our Avignon.

Frozen 1 is one of the weaker Disney Animated/Pixar movies of the last 15 years or so

Imagine he fumbles the gimme

this is a boring take but if we want this from a Dem President in 2029 we need to deliver the type of huge legislative majority Magyar just achieved and not the razor-thin one that Biden was forced to work with.

I’m not even sure 8th is wrong, but Donkor is regularly cooking dudes off the dribble now, and defensively is starting to do some of that Tyler Adams thing where he closed down all your space in the blink of an eye