Posts by Captain Flint’s twitchy upper lip
My friend got me a bat for Christmas. EEEE!! His name is Armand.
Blehhhhh tonsillectomy in my future blehhhh
Alestorm concert tonight and like Tell me this fucker doesn’t give Charles Vane vibes 🫦 hornyposting cuz drunk
I painted an axolotl and shark. They get fired up this week and I’ll get to pick them up next week!
Thank you!! I love him too! 🥹🥹🥹
I mean he’s literally but like he’s adorable. Win on costume design!
JACOB ANDERSON IS SO BAE IN SANDMAN AWWW
It sucks Neil Gaiman had to be a piece of shit, because I’m almost done with Sandman season two and I want more. :/ I dread to think of how bad the GO special is gonna be. ><
I am OBSESSED with this game 😭😭😭🥰🥰 Tales of the Shire is so lovely!
Rarely do I ever feel I look pretty but I’m in love with this. 😍😍 Thanks hon!!
I feel so pretty!!! Heading to Ren Fair!
Me too! I can’t wait to see the speckled colors next week!
Thanks! I’ve got another one that’s being fired up this week. This wittle guy 🥹
Look at my fairy house! I’m so proud I painted this!
RIGHT?! I have a friend in the UK too, that would let me stay with her! So I’m really debating it.
GASP *stares at pain and suffering money from my recent car wreck* Better prepare for a London winter.
LESTAT BUN BUN in #Faefarm. Extra and pink 💅 Also Daniel’s baby as I bred him from a bun named Daniel xD
He looks so tired too. 😂
THIS FROG’S NAME IN FAE FARM
I am OBSESSED with Fae Farm. And since I’m obsessed with OFMD, Black Sails, and IWTV I’m naming my animals after characters. Heehee I’m breeding Armand. 🤭 #IWTV #FaeFarm
Kitty pictures! Cuz why not? We saw Stede today and he has a wound on his neck. Tried to get him but couldn’t, so tomorrow here’s hope we get him. He’s the Siamese that lets you pet him. Izzy is the skiddish brat that doesn’t, and the chonk is Brandy. <3 I love stray Stizzy.
FINALLY got to watch The Severed Sun and it was fantastic!! Also dad bod Toby ftw.
Uh oh! I fell down the rabbit hole of my Mad Hatter house! I’m really proud of this build and wanted to share. Also posted on Dreamer’s Portal under Toriarty. 🖤❤️ #ddlv #disneydreamlightvalley
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’
I love how adoring he looks. Ed just kinda snubbed him but Stede was in awe. <3
My Coziness Beyond The Stars dreamsnap! I’m a huge Star Wats nerd, and I can’t stand Vanellope so death to the youngling!! 💫💫 #DDLV #DisneyDreamlightValley
It’s been 20 years since my dad passed away today. I went to his grave this past summer and talked and full body sobbed. It helped a lot, I got through Christmas and his bday just fine, but today? I cried myself to sleep last night and am crying now.
I miss you so much, daddy. The pain is too much.
I’m definitely never getting a customized gift for someone again. Not after tonight. Aaaand with that and after getting my rage out on people in AC Shadows, I’m going to bed. < / 3