and im always wrong!!

I DO LIKE IT THOUGH

but yes i would 🙏❤️

HOW HAVE I BEEN MISSING OUT ON THIS FOR SO LONG 😩😩😩

forgot to actually include the picture LOL

ive had this notification for weeks and i know its from @cait.kills.men but i cant open it because the uk government wants my id to see it

i could not imagine being such a gigantic loser. being an unemployed virgin must be pretty exhausting

it’s genuinely insane to me that theres so many men who just think that women are here for their own gross mind. all they ever think about is their own tiny dick

Hulk hulk, go away; Make it so i am not gay; Hulk hulk, have a heart; Find hulk toys at the Walmart;
Hulk hulk, eat the food; 10 9 8 7 6 Hamood; Hulk hulk, yes indeed; Stealing is a sign of greed;

the entire population of america: please give us food we are all dying

government: trasgerndr 😠

ur the kindest and most loving friend anyone can ask for and ur both my soulmate, my lover, my future wife AND my best friend

“best choice you’ve made” like you’ve chosen to not have a closer second job??

anchovies are so good

WOE

you would be an amazing mother, and even if you never want to bring a child into the world, those qualities you have and the beautiful soul you show to everyone around you every single day are proof of that

our kid would be the most perfect kid in the whole world, but dont think of it as fear for the reason you dont want to have one, its more like the love you have for this hypothetical child is so strong that you just have a lot of concern for them

can’t believe dexter was the bay harbour booty bandit all along

Tired of Doomscrolling? YouTube video by Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell

this 9 minute kurzgesagt video i just watched made me feel a bit better about the world so if you watch it i hope it does the same for you

it makes no sense to me, even in england dental care isn’t free either?? even though dental problems are incredibly important and can be life threatening

i assure u that our wedding will be free of any cake smushing

its the best one ive ever seen if somebody doesnt look at it they’re DUMB

i love you!!

theres a reason this picture is ur contact poster in my phone because you look SO GORGEOUS

you get me

binky bonky boo

bro deleted his entire account

my friend: Its pretty good him: Saw your picture of 10 years ago, you blossomed into this incredibly delicious woman; that's meant as a compliment lol but then again you were only 14? ten years ago :) my friend: Yea I was 13 or 14 in that picture lol him: lol so innocent and cute; then again, I question and ask, did you have an idea or inclination that you would blossom into this woman, lover of both sexes, and from what I gather, intensely and deliciously sexual too lol dare I say that I love it, lucky bf of yours lol my friend: I had no idea tbh. I wasnt focused on anything except my grades and books though

him: Cute! Good! Glad that you embraced your innocence! What awoken this sexual Green eyed goddess that is you today? her: probably just getting older. idk if I consider myself entirely sexual but him: You've had sex with both sexes, you enjoy cowgirl position, takes control riding lol l'd say howdy, lol you can be my lover any day and twice on Sundays lol truthfully, I have a feeling that you are wild or have the potential to be wild and kinky lol 🙃 her: Haha ok

him: So do share a story of an experience with a female, by all means, please elaborate, details are brownie points, I'll get you your favorite my little pony horse for ya if you do lol

my friend: What's up? him: So you suffer from anxiety; I think, I needed wanted to speak to someone; would it be ok if I call you and we talk just a tad bit?

yeah what the hell is this. i'd block @u2rhcp0019.bsky.social before he starts using his anxiety as a reason to be a fucking creep. the fourth picture is the start of the conversation, that he used as an in

btw everyone should go to his account and mass report it to get it deleted

MEEEEEEE

IM GONNA MARRY U I HAVE THE HOTTEST PRETTIEST GIRL EVER