@kenjennings.bsky.social can you ask Jamie why he tends to write the M in his name in that particular way he does?

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme?

3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice”

Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”

Voting on spy powers at 2am will definitely help with trust in the government!

We all have days like this

BREAKING: A jury has found Live Nation and Ticketmaster to be an illegal monopoly that overcharges fans.

After the federal government settled the case, 34 states kept pursuing the giant ticket and concert company.

Now, the states have won.

this is why you're not supposed to cross those databases, idiots

I just want people to have healthcare, schooling, food, and a place to sleep with as little stress about those choices as possible man.

when the internet wasn’t just 10 websites people would do stuff like flood seamonkey forums with shock images or post really horrible stuff on your fansite guestbook

Donald Trump sends JD Vance to voicemail. Twice.

branding my "America should have snap elections" policy as "Don't you think you have the right to speak to the manager whenever you want?"

You may not like it. But this is peak male performance

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.

Hitting the gym like:

sorry basically the problem of my life is that i internalized and believed a lot of stuff people said about valuing children and loving your neighbor and living in a society at the exact moment that everyone in power decided all of that shit was fake and gay and not a way to make a living

Two guys talking about "grip" "handles" "oily conditions" "big hands" and "heft" and someone replying "is this still about knives?"

Biggest laugh I've had in a week.

If the democrats don’t explicitly state that whiskey Pete Hegseth will be arrested it’s gonna be hard for them to get my vote

Did yall see the finish to the 2026 LA Marathon?

love how we killed the old, frail anti-nuke ayatollah just to have him replaced with his young, healthy son who wants nukes and who just had his father, mother, wife, and child murdered on the same day by his mortal enemy. surely this will bring peace to the region

Idk man gen 1 just hot different Gen 1: Rock Mime Bird Clay Eggs

Maybe I’m built different but there was never a point in my life where anybody could trick me into killing a bunch of people. Definitely not the fucking US government. You know what you’re signing up for man. You can’t be out here with a military grade rifle talmbout ‘Be gentle I’m baby’

I really can't emphasize enough that you are a complete freak if you care about Boy Scout genitals

Experts Warn U.S. in Early Stages of Genocide Against Trans Americans Genocide scholars say policies targeting transgender Americans match early warning signs of mass atrocity.

In light of Kansas’ attempt to strip transgender people of their driver’s licenses, it’s important to understand something:

The legal attacks we are seeing on transgender people are genocidal.

www.importantcontext.news/p/experts-wa...

stop calling us nazis just because we are invalidating IDs and rounding people up based on their skin color and putting them in concentration camps and sending them off to foreign gulags and using all that nazi imagery and banning books and dont forget about all the pedophilia. so just stop alright

LOGGING ON

a two-month-old infant who was so sick he was unresponsive in the last day, deported with his family and their total of $190

A downy woodpecker sits on a spruce on a sunny winter day. "Ahh... Febuary" it says. Close up on it correcting "Febrary" then "Febberary..." then finally "Frebrury"

Ferbruary #oldknees

Find Out Why Health Insurance Denied Your Claim You likely have the right to access records that explain why your insurer denied your claim or prior authorization request. Use ProPublica’s free tool to generate a letter requesting your claim file f...

I don't know who needs to know this, but Pro Publica has an online thing that will format a letter to your US health insurance company to demand the records behind a claim denial. (which the insurance is then legally required to provide in most cases)

projects.propublica.org/claimfile/

If said boy did a can-opener from the high dive, there would be a pheacle impact

nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up