Holy. Fuck.

How fucking much is enough for republicans?
Seriously???

Loomered 😂

Black & white illustration of Shakespeare writing in a book propped on his leg. Text: Then he said unto Felicia make haste with thy departure

#MakeAnythingSoundShakespearean

#TheEducationalist #HashtagGame

I didn’t even believe that The Onion was in fact taking over InfoWars until I read this and decided to dig into it

I’ve seen posts about it all day and believed none of them, even the stuff that “Tim Onion” posted about it didn’t move the needle one iota.

Conversely, irl I’m pretty dang gullible 🤷‍♀️

Rump becomes the first president to bomb eight countries in one year

Killing makes autocrats feel powerful.

PeDoMeNt TrUmP doesn't give a flying fuck...

It’s been in circulation a really long time but thanks for the clarification meme lord

Trump’s deportation machine is targeting people like this.

dawg look at our country

Secret plan against Germany This article is also available in Turkish, Arabic and German. Versions in French and Russian can be found at partner media sites The Insider and Mediapart. Bit by bit, the brightly lit dining hall of ...

And that report…

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And a reminder of the German Far-Right get together in Potsdam. Which reporters infiltrated, giving us an incredible minute by minute report on what they want to do in Germany, if put back in power

Such as their plan to strip 20 million German citizens of their voting rights

Characterizing something as “fascism” is now grounds for suspension on X??? So much for their supposed love of “free speech”.

Thank you for the gift article @gilduran.com 👇👇 👇 ℹ️

Snoopy’s so funny
Celebrating four twenty
He said send money

To me his hunny
Because funnies cost moneys
We rob 🫵 by Haiku

#Haiku
#HellYeah
#PoetryMonth
#WeedMoney420

4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ + 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣ = 🔥💨 🐝
😉
😜
😂
💲

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“If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States wld invade the United States to liberate the United States frm the tyranny of the United States.”
dogs chase their own tails &
dictators chase their own tales
⭕️⭕️ full circle ⭕️⭕️
⭕️⭕️ futility ⭕️⭕️
⭕️⭕️ boom ⭕️⭕️

A crazy looking bird with wild head feathers.

Me trying to figure out most @ replies.

I’ve just calculated that I could save around 20% on my electric bill if my fridge had a large window.

exactly🫪

a cat laying upside down on the stairs ALT: a cat laying upside down on the stairs

#ITakeTheEasyWayWhen I'm not feline motivated...😺👍

#ITakeTheEasyWayWhen
woah nelly
😲hold thefuck up—there’re easy ways? what easy ways? why am I just now finding this out? pretty cool concept. I might just have to look into that someday if they ever invent a way to have my anxiety surgically removed 😬

The Democrats are doing everything possible to hurt the very strong position we are in with respect to Iran. Despite World War I lasting 4 years, 3 months, and 14 days, World War II lasting 6 years and 1 day, the Korean War lasting 3 years, 1 month, and 2 days, the Vietnam War lasting 19 years, 5 months, and 29 days, and Iraq lasting 8 years, 8 months, and 28 days, they like to say that I promised 6 weeks to defeat Iran, and actually, from the Military standpoint, it was far faster than that, but I’m not going to let them rush the United States into making a Deal that is not as good as it could have been. I read the Fake News saying that I am under “pressure” to make a Deal. THIS IS NOT TRUE! I am under no pressure whatsoever, although, it will all happen, relatively quickly! Time is not my adversary, the only thing that matters is that we finally, after 47 years, straighten out the MESS that other Presidents let happen because they didn’t have the Courage or Foresight to do what had to be done with respect to Iran. We’re in it, and it will be done RIGHT, and we won’t let the Weak and Pathetic Democrats, TRAITORS ALL, who for years have been talking about the Dangers of Iran, and that something has to be done, but now, since I’m the one doing it, belittle the accomplishments of our Military and the Trump Administration. This is being perfectly executed, on the scale of Venezuela, just a bigger, more complex operation. The result will be the same. In my First Term, I built the Greatest Military our Country has ever seen, including adding Space Force. In my Second Term, I am properly and judiciously using our Military to solve problems left to us by others of far less understanding or competence. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Trump compares his war in Iran to World War 2 and calls Democrats traitors: 'We won’t let the Weak and Pathetic Democrats, TRAITORS ALL, belittle the accomplishments of our Military and the Trump Administration."