i also finished my hand roll faster. by like half. lol

jail for 1000 years! they didn't even have the faintest grasp on optimal filling density or consistency– way too tight at the top and way too loose at the base. no knowledge of proper filter construction. pathetic -2/10

bit like a sketch-off and then they use ai and don't see the problem

i had someone challenge me to a joint roll-off and after much ado they produced a prefab cone and began to fill it

giraffe up to its neck in water. is he swimming? we can't be sure

i keep thinking of this post it brings so much joy

who got picked up by a bird or somethin

that there is a screamin' possum

EGGGGGGGGGG

what do we want?

OBJECT PERMANENCE

when do we want it?

WHEN DO WE WANT WHAT

and snorts them whole

surprised he'd let a minion out-grift him tbh

"it's so important to honor God with his tithe. An offering, that's free will."

"urged her congregation to donate an entire month's salary as a 'first fruits' offering at the start of January, warning of 'consequences' for those who failed to comply."

lol

"eye drops made from pig semen deliver cancer treatment to mice"

wholly overwhelmed by the science headlines today

new york cittaayyyy

french butter best butter
also fleur de sel/ finishing salt

this just made me your 667th follower
sorry

who called it pasta water and not spaghettea

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some good reporting around on how this is actually another win for big tech that will ramp up surveillance and destroy online privacy

schumer needs to be unexhumed

everyone loved the tech industry's free music and friendship machines of 20-30 years ago. it's unclear what could be causing people to feel the opposite about the industry's new racism and insanity machine

the giraffe kissing race
is really neck and neck

Cheerful looking dog with a telephone held to his ear, like he's having a lovely doggy phonecall

Roses are grey,
And violets are grey,
Hello, this is dog,
Please have a good day

is there a way to use cocaine for decades responsibly where you don't get ischemic necrosis of the hard palate. asking for a friend

visualising the ensuing effects on his dermis would be a legitimate use of generative ai imho

that sir is an insult to all creatures of the night