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Honestly, Goku's proof that some people should've been dropped on their head as a kid. #TACO 🌮
Sometimes I remember my mom stopped listening to Stevie Nicks because she "turned liberal" and then started listening to Halsey and Kacey Musgraves 🤔
Was no one planning on telling me #YoungJustice got queer? Just finished it, highly recommend. #DC
What if you’re so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?
Honestly I had a dream the DOGE was getting canceled and I want to go back to sleep 😭
I've been so scared of flying honestly.
Mommmmm! Donny's bombing Yemen again! And Pete won't let me in the group chat! Make 'em stop!
I've never accidentally leaked my war plans.
I really wish straight people didn't miss the point of V for Vendetta sometimes.
Honestly, thank God for my teacher who made me study etymology every week in 8th grade. I know the difference between #transgender 🏳️⚧️ and #transgenicmice 🐭
Why are straight people so gross 🤢 like they care so much about sex and STDs they have to bring it up in everything. Ew.
Okay so let's say we impeach Trump... What do we do with this guy?
If you get up to see the eclipse tonight, we might be looking at the same moon. Maybe. If I get up for it. We'll see, but the sentiment is still there. 🌑🦇 #LunarEclipse
If you would have told me I'd be looking for a summer job in NYC, ten years ago, I would have told you you're crazy!!! 🫨
Hubby did my makeup today 😘 @oldmannobly.bsky.social
Ok, but can someone tell me why JD Vance looks like he could've been the third spy in #ChittyChittyBangBang?
All you need are the three W's and a hot bath with candles.
• Wine
• Weed
• Will to live
Shit
I'm moving to Spain and working on the NALCAP program until I can find a way to residency.
"Listen, folks, all animals are equal, okay? But let me tell you, some of them—the best ones, the smartest ones—they're more equal than the others. Believe me, nobody knows more about equality than I do."
They called him Sleepy Joe because we could sleep at night.
Road trip
And some of the people applauded the emperor, for although they knew he was naked and feared reprisal, others (because their worship was so deep, and their minds so owned) saw clothes where there were none. #BodyLanguageExpert #BehaviorAnalysis
If you feel the need to defend your problematic behavior being called out with "oh I have friends that are x, y, z so it's fine" it's probably not fine.
Thank you. #sotu
Wake me up when September 2028 ends. #sotu
