Waco, Texas will probably go down as the most listened to song of mine of all time 🤷🏻‍♂️

As someone raised christian, the claim that “the Mormon’s are right about Bigfoot” is something I 100% agree with

I think if the Liberal Party ends up with a majority government without ever calling an election, PP’s head will literally explode.

YOOO!!!! I WAS JUST TALKING WITH MY MAN ABOUT THIS

how it feels weird for a “competition” show to have storyboard artists. Cause like, true competition should be about talent and consistency.

And Kenya has been consistently ~meh~

a woman with long hair is sitting on a couch holding a glass of wine and smiling . ALT: a woman with long hair is sitting on a couch holding a glass of wine and smiling .

Yeah like??? For Ru to say you *dedragged* an icon like that? I’m surprised she wasn’t taken out by snipers.

Roxxxy Andrews found bald

Made a simple syrup yesterday to use with coffee and it SLAPS

used 1/4 cup brown, 3/4 cup white sugar

and a pinch of cocoa, clove, nutmeg, and vanilla

and then I strained it through a coffee filter cause I used fresh nutmeg

Obviously the decades of propaganda used to placate the american masses has worked cause like, if I found out any Canadian politician was in the Epstein files as much as Trump, I would be buying a plane ticket to meet them with an angry mob, drag them out onto the street, and beat them to death

As far as I’m concerned, espresso machines work via magic.

And don’t get me wrong, I could easily google this, but honestly… a bit of whimsy in one’s daily life is kinda nice.

Spring gets “hoeing” 🤷🏻‍♂️

Anyone able to help me evolve a Porygon in ZA? 🥺

One massive twink death and a decade of not knowing how to smile for photos

As a Canadian, I not only have to worry about us literally being invaded, but also the rot of the MAGA movement impacting directly the politics of our country

Get your fucking heads out of your asses please

“Why are other countries weighing in on US issues?”

Damn, I know y’all have been widely ignorant of the world 50 km beyond of where you grew up, but when your fascist country has an extensive list of countries it has fucked with, a bit of worry is fucking natural.

Just saw an absolute dog shit take on here.

Other nations “obsessing” over US politics shouldn’t make you feel any sort of patriotic.

You have a dementia riddled Nazi running your country who’s actively threatening several countries.

We’re not obsessed, we’re fucking concerned

And sure I could go back for the chance at not being traumatized.. but like… it made me hot and sexy and funny (large dose of therapy there lol)

For the times I’ve wished I could go back in time and have a childhood where I was safe and loved… being an adult is pretty fucking great

I’m zonked out of my gourd playing ZA ranked and eating Oreos

yeah this is happiness

Jesus actual what the fucking Christ. I hope members of his own party beat him to death with hammers over this post.

If he can attempt to do this with no international retribution, I say we Canadians are welcome to meet Trump at Maralago and use his intestines to play jump rope

Genuinely the NPC interactions in this game are on POINT

Have considered getting my nips done again but I’d literally rather get another dick piercing than heal nipples a second time

I took it out once because my ain’t shit ex didn’t like it and got it re-pierced after we broke up. Genuinely one piercing I think about regularly

Had to take my septum piercing out when I first got my CPAP, and I’m considering getting a different mask so I can get it pierced again for the third (yes third) time.

If this game got released with N64 graphics I’d have JUST AS MANY hours into it. Because every second I’m playing this game I’m thinking how it’s my favourite game I’ve ever played.

I don’t care I can’t see individual blades of grass

I think the reason game bros hate on ZA so much is because they only play the same three genres of games endlessly regurgitated, so of course being able to see nipples in HD or calling people slurs online must be the only thing you have to look forward to in Call Of Duty: Poopoo Peepee

Same 😭😭

This game has solidified its position as my favourite Pokémon game of all time.

I’m just so endlessly in love with it

My shiny aviary keeps on growing

Since falling in love with M Skarmory the instant I saw it, I’ve been wanting a shiny. Not wanting to hunt it in base game, I tried to no success in a few hyper space zones.

Then I pop into this zone and get TWO literally upon first entrance 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️

TEA!!! My very first shiny in ZA was a cute little Carbink shortly after I finally hit free play