I missed my Grandfather's funeral it was not a good time

*points out the window* horses

You'll follow me until the end

I sold out for drumstick!

it's weird that Toby Maguire and Padro Pascal were born in the same year

i would be the Tom Bombadil of hacking polyamorous bosses

Fuck Neil Gaiman forever

sometimes I'll see something weird and cool and think "wow this reminds me of Sandman" and then I will feel sad and then I will feel really REALLY angry

get him some damn Emeril food! Butter! Put butter on what he said!

find you someone that loves you like Venom loves Eddie

let the gay frogs write articles they deserve to after all this time

I dunked on the bat symbol really hard when this was announced and I gotta say I was wrong well done

yeah I dunked on it pretty hard for the bat symbol looking like a steam roller but it seems legit

is this a Lois Lane knife?

maybe there is a picture of him in the attic that looks really good like a reverse Dorian Grey

did you tell them this is a training bra? (a bra for trains)

"Petyr is 8000 years old he doesn't have to come to house meetings"

"Petyr is 8000 years old he doesn't have to come to house meetings"

there's that tram tube system in the Orlando airport that's kind of like a roller coaster

I get to the airport at the exact right time every time. Anyone arriving any earlier than me is a sap, anyone arriving any later is a reckless nut.

yeah this reads like JKR brain spiders

right because they start in Quarks and have the old uniforms

did Voyager start mid 90's? I thought it was in like 99 huh

I wonder if any writers worked on both shows

yeah this is The Mind Circus (but this episode came first)

he really REALLY believed aliens built the pyramids and unlike a sane reality he was actually right

yes that is canon

Teal'c just casually doing black ops work in East Germany late into the cold war

Oops it was a tentacle chair

I like General Hammond. It's good when a tv show has a dad and also Jack needs to have a dad.

what if they work like wonderland gummies and make you B I G