Finally, my toil in the clicking-mines paid off. I can now feature you alongside an equally valuable brand.

i clicked and scrolled a bunch on NATEPARROTT.COM and then waited 1-4 years and all i got was this lousy sticker AHHH i'm so disappointed

I’ve been promising people stickers on my website for years and have never gotten around to sending them out until now… I’m sorry!

lol now I can’t unsee it

ugly tab bar in the photos app with TERRIBLE contrast. and a BEAUTIFUL circular floating search button

the highs and lows of apple's new design language in one picugly

a fruit sheet is healthier than a hamburger menu and also more fun

Our most craveable plate

is there a word for this kind of weird 2010-2020s copywriting style

never let anybody tell u that evil does not exist

Screenshot of a macOS "drag app to applications folder" installer but there are three applications folders that are titled "Drag here?" "or maybe drop here?" and "don't get it wrong!" The app is called "Tangerine" and the icon is an orange.

park slope food coop id

guys it's literally so easy to get a REAL ID

As always: feeeed.nateparrott.com

new in feeeed: follow any website from the share sheet

Find a cool site, hit share, hit follow. now following a website is as easy as following someone on social media!

icon for a new app. it's a macOS beachball cursor on a white background

new secret lil app

little svg, lots of js!

lots of js, little bit of svg — the arms stretch independently!

made a new little thing for the Claude homepage

dont work there anymore!

feeeed.nateparrott.com

new source in feeeed: RANDOM WIKIPEDIA ARTICLES

now you can see random wikipedia articles in your feed. tap to shuffle. kinda fun!

a form showing 4 options for stickers: 1. a coin 2. a purple square saying "i clicked and scrolled a bunch on NATEPARROTT.COM and then waited 1-4 years and all i got was this lousy sticker AHHH i'm so disappointed" 3. a netscape-style nateparrott.com logo 4. an animated chef icon i made in blender

ok so, on my website you can earn coins and unlock stuff.

one of those things one "i'll send you a sticker"

and i never sent anyone a sticker!

so now i'm finally coming clean and doing it.

so just saying you can go to nateparrott.com and earn coins and you might get a limited-time-only sticker!

sry for the delay -- just took a look! it'll be fixed in the next update.

Turns out this (podcast) feed only links directly to the audio -- there's no associated webpage. I've fixed it so each feed item takes you to the audio feed when tapped, which may not be ideal, but that's the data we've got!

What the Venezuelans Deported to El Salvador Experienced Exclusive photos of the arrival of Venezuelan detainees deported from the U.S.

“One young man sobbed when a guard pushed him to the floor. He said, ‘I’m not a gang member. I’m gay. I’m a barber.’ I believed him. *** He “began to whimper,” as his head was roughly shaved, “folding his hands in prayer as his hair fell.” He “asked for his mother & cried as he was slapped again.”

ok 'text layers' are cool

ill take a look!

direct manipulation

"Visit the Exclusive Lounge" for 25 coins

added a new and exciting way to spend your hard-earned coins on nateparrott.com (best on desktop)

a serious and growing problem in my life is that every time i eat goat cheese i am forced to say "you're telling me this cheese is GREATEST of ALL TIME?"

personal news: i joined anthropic last week to work on making claude ~the most useful little helper who lives in your computer~

plz say hi if you're here! i'll be in the nyc office

damn

yes and I think it’s like 90% of the way towards being good unfortunately

cant beat that safari color matching