Photograph of the insert that holds the cards inside the Commander deck packaging in place. Printed on it is the Lorehold logo and three +1/+1 and three deathtouch counters. The printing is misaligned, moved a centimetre to the right, so that the printed tokens don't align with the cuts for the punchout tokens themselves.

Got my Strixhaven commander decks today and this might be the funniest misprint/miscut I've seen so far xD
These tokens are absolutely useless xD

Wow... Bluesky continues to be Bluesky

Hey all! So my main account @ryan.wubrgsky.org was randomly suspended - Not sure what I did to get the ban hammer, but needless to say, it's being appealed. Hope to be back soon!

Sure they stop not-giving you the flu, but at least they also don't give you food.

That is so weird.
No worries, that was kinda fun xD
I thought that it did check the text some time ago and now doesn't anymore. But maybe it never did, who knows🤷

Absolutely

Let me check something really quick. I'll send the same reply again, but change the post settings to English. Let's see if that also gives you the "translate" button.

Tasha, the Witch Queen MTG Card

It’s Tasha Tuesday everybody say “Thanks Tasha”.

Well you see, I access our Lords internet from Germany, so everything I write has to be in German.

Apparently Bluesky doesn't automatically change the language of a post anymore, and I should have done that myself before sending the post...

AI, oh you… “Good morning, can you help me please?” *brief précis of my need* Hello. What can I help you with? “It is above, please read” Please log in now to access help “I can’t that’s why I’m here” Are you having problems? “Yes. I thought I made that clear” Please log in now to access help “I’ve tried that and I can’t” Hello. What can I help you with? -My fucking giddy aunt- “I can’t log in to my account.” Can you describe your need? “Yes. IT WILL NOT LET ME IN” *my nose begin to bleed* Hello. What can I help you with? “I’m having access issues Can I talk to a human please While I still have some tissues” Please log in now to access help “I’m here cos that won’t work, Ye Gods. This cannot be a first You techy stupid berk. I didn’t get a passcode To >easily reset< And now, a modern Sisyphus It’s THAT I want to get.” Is it an access issue? “YES, THAT, AS I HAVE SAID. A passcode has not landed And I wish that I was dead” Did you check your spam for code? “Or course, I looked there first. I work on this shit every day” *this really is the worst* Please log in now to access help “I cannot get a CODE” Are you having problems? “Yes. The fucking motherlode” I do not understand response. Is it one of these: >Upgrade< >Login< >New Subscription< >More Of AI Please< “Oh god, please make me understood I’m motherfucking FEWMIN For Christ’s sake Hal, connect me to a motherfucking human” Would you like to contact us? “Yes please, can I just call?” Please log in now to access help. “Oh fuck it” “FUCK IT ALL”

A fucking poem about fucking
AI help desks

#fuckai #poetry #poem

Absolutely

Löschhinweis von Bluesky

Selbstgleichschaltung. Eine meiner Illustrationen wird im Sommer in einem öff-rechtl. deutschen Museum als Beispiel für zeitgenössische antifaschistische politische Illustration in einer Ausstellung gezeigt.

Der mit der Illustration versehene Hinweis auf die Ausstellung wird von Bluesky gelöscht.

Illustration eines wütenden Mannes, der im Weißen Kreis auf rotem Grund die Körperhaltung eines Hakenkreuzes einnimmt. Textzeile: Die Haltung, die man einnehmen muss, wenn man Nazis nicht verbieten, sondern inhaltlich stellen will.

Die von Bluesky "aus rechtlichen Gründen" gelöschte Zeichnung ist diese hier. Nun, für Bluesky gilt, was für alle Social-Media Plattformen gilt: Ihr müsst meinen Account löschen, wenn ihr verhindern wollt, dass ich auf diesen meine verfassungskonformen Rechte wahrnehme.

Thanks mo... äh Tasha

3 sets of 110 count packs of rock guard sleeves (Lilac, Bubblegum pink, teal) and two 15 count packs of +/- D6s (Black and White/Pink and Purple)

G'afternoon! I'm giving away some @nerdgeargaming.bsky.social goodies!

All ya gotta do to enter (up to 3 times) is follow Me, @thelovelymedusa.bsky.social, and/or @gggcast.bsky.social!

I'll be capping winners at 1/item, drawing May 1st!

Comment with your preferred item if you DID win 👀
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1/2

ANCIENT GREEK PRO WRESTLING PROMOTER: ok so you're going to be what's known as a "heel"
ACHILLES: fuck you

Laelia, the Blade Reforged When Laelia's spirit was first awoken, she was furious to learn that she was dead. Unable to take revenge on the soldiers who betrayed her so long ago, she started a dueling club, where she trains students in the art of magical combat.

That's the info we got in the Legends of Strixhaven article

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lesbian flag with cute stars and three dinosaurs and also there is fire and it says LESBIAN in a fun pink font

happy lesbian visibility week

Are you a wizard of wool, a prodigy with paint, or any other alliterative superlatives in the field of crafting? We are now accepting submissions for the #DB2026 Craft-Along!

👉 Submissions close May 11, 2026, 11:59 PDT PM
🤔 Review Period will end on May 18
📦 Completed crafts due Sept. 15

shout out to my boy, Flat Dick
🤣

Signed APs!

Shaman of the Spring, Markov Crusader, and Adventurous Impulse are foil.

Muraganda Petroglyphs has the drawing on the back by Altmann

Looking for $10 each (shipped US, plain white envelope -no tracking) except the Petroglyphs which is $30 (US, plain white envelope)

The second mention killed me xD

Commander Player Prepping For All-Green 4/20 Commander Pod Accidentally Grinds Their Bristlebud Farmer | Commander's Herald DENVER, Co. — Tragedy struck in the home of local Commander player Bogart “Bong” Waters today as his attempt to prepare for a yearly tradition with his friends went terribly awry. During preparations ...

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@interestingmtg.bsky.social Absolutely killed today's peice.

hooked me up with this artisanal strain grown by some guy he knows in Toronto. It’s supposed to blow your fucking mind, right? So I

@thehermitdruid.bsky.social that you? lol

midlife by Claire Taylor I wish I could go back hold that girl in my arms & tell her sing your off-key songs the world is deaf to the pleasures of women no one's listening anyway

41 today. Woohoo.

If you’d like to help me celebrate, consider getting a copy of my book, or if you’ve read it and liked it, recommend it to a friend, or request a copy through your library. Or just go out and be kind today and try to enjoy your Monday.

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Green Elf magically growing topiaries whilst lecturing a class

Magic the Gathering card Topiary Lecturer

I figure I should give each of my card arts from #mtgsos their individual time to shine.

Here’s Topiary Lecturer!

AD: Sam Padilla

So excited to have gotten my first Elf and a Mana Dork that scales up!

I had a lot of fun with this composition, they are actually floating upside down!

Wir können wirklich aufhören Unwissen, Dummheit oder Unfähigkeit zu unterstellen.
Es ist offenbar Bösartigkeit, Rassismus, Hass auf alle, die nicht mittanzen, Sozialstaat Zerstörung, Ignoranz ggü Gesetzen, Gerichten und Grundrechten, Fossilhörigkeit und Schutz der reichsten 10%.
Keine Entschuldigung

Profile of the nose section of a B-17 bomber painted in olive drab and gray. Under the cockpit is a painting of a pinup-style lady who happens to have a guillotine for a torso. There are arms in the sleeves of a military jacket extending from the sides of the guillotine frame, one is holding an empty basket and the other is saluting. Below the hole where heads go sides wearing a short, pleated, olive drab skirt and her legs, covered in gartered nylons are curled up under her. A discarded crown is upside down behind her. In front of her across the nose is text reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’. Much of the rest of the nose is covered in mission markers but instead of bombs they are small images of guillotines.