Galactus?
Thanos?
Bowser?

Well played!

Well I am all mixed up, 😵‍💫
So you know it’s working!

Happy birthday to you!

There are a couple of tropes that porn has latched onto, milf being one of them.

30 is an adult, but that doesn’t mean you have to fit yourself into some arbitrary title.

As a child I thought a concession stand was a place to get popcorn and nachos. As an adult I know a concession stand is when Hakeem and Chuck make a speech.

That’s just under 5 hours of war.

Yes, you have missed something.

Reread the original skeet, then try again.

Yeah, no Bonnie Raitt for me.
Talented musician, lovely voice, just… no.

Go ahead.

“We”?

I would get up and walk out. (But that’s just me)

They are a dentist, not a psychiatrist.

Do they agree as to the cause?

Do they have any idea as to how to solve the problems they face?

Isn’t that a chemical used to fight infections?

I saw some in the feed store.

I see you better with peripheral vision.

I broke up from a 10 year relationship a couple of years back
She vented all her “he’s an asshole” stuff, but I never said anything bad about her.
Later, in overlapping social situations I was told “You are much nicer than I expected.”

She is not a bad person, it’s that we wanted different things

Not being mean to your ex is a good thing.
Being able to see why you found them attractive and also being able to see why you left are very good things

Being able to show your kid that you are not spun out by their other parent is really good too!

Sometimes the people we are together are different

WANT TO READ SOMETHING INCREDIBLY SCARY? I mean, what the hell?!!!

I completely respect your self taught method.

I am on the other side of the spectrum.

I pry the CapsLock button off the keyboard before I even plug it in.

I have 4 or 5 keys in a jar on a shelf.

I hate them because when I accidentally hit that key iT mAKES tHE rEST oF mY wRITING lOOK lIKE tHIS.

25th would not hold him accountable for anything.

yay finished

I already know you’re a knockout, and I am sure that you are confident in your knowledge, so this is a time for you to let your knowledge flow!

Virginia Woolf, more than a hundred years ago:

Usually the alt text I add is longer than the response.

Sometimes the alt text takes so long that the joke has moved on.

I still do it tho.

Some person has been adding me to lists left and right. Needs a better hobby.

CONNIE SNYDER!
Her name is Connie Snyder.

Wait… are you gonna put me on a list now? 😕

No, but lack of decency does disappoint.

“No body”?

That’s a rather nice one, actually.

A hundred years ago, the U.S. had a nationwide network of short-line railroads that connected most urban and rural communities. By the 1940s, most of it had been dismantled ... by the barons of the auto and oil industries. 😑